Corrupt A Wish

Allias · Dec 17, 2009, 02:48 PM

One person makes a wish, albeit the next person grants it and messes it up. Then it goes on ab-infinitum!

For example:

Person 1 - I wish for a computer.
Person 2 - Granted. But its windows 95 and has a virus. I wish for a car..
Person 3 - Granted. Too bad you don't have a license. I wish... etc., etc.

and so it goes on. It can actually be quite fun.

Ok! I will commence:

I wish for a girlfriend.

Malchior Devenholm · Dec 17, 2009, 02:54 PM

Granted! Sorry, she has HIV.

I wish for Guild Wars 2!

RiKio · Dec 17, 2009, 03:07 PM

Granted, but you realise it is just another copy of WoW.

I wish for awsome math skillz.

Malchior Devenholm · Dec 17, 2009, 03:08 PM

Granted! Oh, looks like your English skills suffered.

I wish for someone to pack up my stuff here at college because I'm lazy.

Trytan · Dec 17, 2009, 03:18 PM

Granted, unfortunately the person packed all of it into their van and stole all your belongings while your lazy arse was taking a nap.

I wish I Can't Believe It's Not Butter actually tasted like butter...

Naxle Smith · Dec 17, 2009, 04:12 PM

granted, but it's 600 calories per serving. I wish Apple would completely fail as a company...

Lucius Graye · Dec 17, 2009, 04:17 PM

Granted! But prices of microsoft products are now going up.

I wish for marijuana to be legalized globally.

Ravager · Dec 17, 2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucius Graye

Granted! But prices of microsoft products are now going up.

I wish for marijuana to be legalized globally.

Granted. But with high tax costs :-D

I wish for a Ferrari

Hirgon Neitha · Dec 17, 2009, 04:36 PM

Granted, but it's this one:

http://www.autocult.com.au/img/galle...eOmata4627.jpg

I wish I had a pet dragon

Rampage · Dec 17, 2009, 05:03 PM

Granted, but it burned down your house.
I wish for healthy fast food restaurants, with GOOD food.

*Dove* · Dec 17, 2009, 05:16 PM

Granted! But the price is inflated as the quality increases.

I wish for a 2009 STI.

*Neo Nugget* · Dec 17, 2009, 10:43 PM

Wish granted, but you must pay for special, expensive gas in order for it to run properly.

I wish I had a new HDTV.....

Allias · Dec 18, 2009, 01:18 AM

Granted. But now it only has one channel - Nigerian Movies.

I wish it snowed today.

pumpkin pie · Dec 18, 2009, 09:26 AM

Granted. But you have to be away in the Sahara.

I wish there were more chocolate.

Hirgon Neitha · Dec 18, 2009, 10:03 AM

Granted. But you are now seriously allergic to it.

I wish my ranger could have a sniper rifle in GW2.

sandor · Dec 18, 2009, 10:06 AM

Granted. But you get sniped by other rangers
I wish I could fly

pumpkin pie · Dec 18, 2009, 10:36 AM

Granted. But you come head on with an boeing 747 on your first flight attempt.

I wish ArenaNet let me play GW2 now.

**Inde** · Dec 18, 2009, 02:14 PM

Granted. But your computer dies.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Malchior Devenholm · Dec 18, 2009, 05:32 PM

Granted! But it's a million Japanese Yen!

I wish I wasn't so tired on a Friday Night...

Xela · Dec 18, 2009, 06:12 PM

Granted. But Saturday Morning someone knocks on your door offering a Free Ferrari but you are too sleepy to answer the door.

I Wish PlayNC made Aion F2P.

Dec 17, 2009, 02:48 PM	#1
Allias Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Obeying the White Mantle inculcates righteousness by means of a broken head. Rebels MUST die.	Corrupt A Wish One person makes a wish, albeit the next person grants it and messes it up. Then it goes on ab-infinitum! For example: Person 1 - I wish for a computer. Person 2 - Granted. But its windows 95 and has a virus. I wish for a car.. Person 3 - Granted. Too bad you don't have a license. I wish... etc., etc. and so it goes on. It can actually be quite fun. Ok! I will commence: I wish for a girlfriend.

Dec 17, 2009, 02:54 PM	#2
Malchior Devenholm Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Reform the White Mantle!	Granted! Sorry, she has HIV. I wish for Guild Wars 2! Last edited by Malchior Devenholm; Dec 17, 2009 at 02:59 PM.

Dec 17, 2009, 10:43 PM	#12
Neo Nugget Rusted Embrace Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Dharmaville	Wish granted, but you must pay for special, expensive gas in order for it to run properly. I wish I had a new HDTV..... __________________ *Guild Wars 2 Guru Steam group* “Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!”

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Dec 17, 2009, 03:07 PM	#3
RiKio Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain	Granted, but you realise it is just another copy of WoW. I wish for awsome math skillz.

Dec 17, 2009, 03:08 PM	#4
Malchior Devenholm Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Reform the White Mantle!	Granted! Oh, looks like your English skills suffered. I wish for someone to pack up my stuff here at college because I'm lazy.

Dec 17, 2009, 03:18 PM	#5
Trytan Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada	Granted, unfortunately the person packed all of it into their van and stole all your belongings while your lazy arse was taking a nap. I wish I Can't Believe It's Not Butter actually tasted like butter...

Dec 17, 2009, 04:12 PM	#6
Naxle Smith Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Sidmouth, U.K	granted, but it's 600 calories per serving. I wish Apple would completely fail as a company...

Dec 17, 2009, 04:17 PM	#7
Lucius Graye Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Belgium	Granted! But prices of microsoft products are now going up. I wish for marijuana to be legalized globally.

Dec 17, 2009, 04:36 PM	#9
Hirgon Neitha Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009	Granted, but it's this one: http://www.autocult.com.au/img/galle...eOmata4627.jpg I wish I had a pet dragon

Dec 17, 2009, 05:03 PM	#10
Rampage Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009	Granted, but it burned down your house. I wish for healthy fast food restaurants, with GOOD food.

Dec 17, 2009, 05:16 PM	#11
Dove DAir Spikes Join Date: Aug 2009	Granted! But the price is inflated as the quality increases. I wish for a 2009 STI.

Dec 18, 2009, 01:18 AM	#13
Allias Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Obeying the White Mantle inculcates righteousness by means of a broken head. Rebels MUST die.	Granted. But now it only has one channel - Nigerian Movies. I wish it snowed today.

Dec 18, 2009, 09:26 AM	#14
pumpkin pie i am a pie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: behind you	Granted. But you have to be away in the Sahara. I wish there were more chocolate.

Dec 18, 2009, 10:03 AM	#15
Hirgon Neitha Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009	Granted. But you are now seriously allergic to it. I wish my ranger could have a sniper rifle in GW2.

Dec 18, 2009, 10:06 AM	#16
sandor Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Netherlands	Granted. But you get sniped by other rangers I wish I could fly

Dec 18, 2009, 10:36 AM	#17
pumpkin pie i am a pie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: behind you	Granted. But you come head on with an boeing 747 on your first flight attempt. I wish ArenaNet let me play GW2 now.

Dec 18, 2009, 02:14 PM	#18
Inde Administrator Join Date: May 2009	Granted. But your computer dies. I wish I had a million dollars.

Dec 18, 2009, 05:32 PM	#19
Malchior Devenholm Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Reform the White Mantle!	Granted! But it's a million Japanese Yen! I wish I wasn't so tired on a Friday Night...

Dec 18, 2009, 06:12 PM	#20
Xela Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Dhuum's House	Granted. But Saturday Morning someone knocks on your door offering a Free Ferrari but you are too sleepy to answer the door. I Wish PlayNC made Aion F2P.