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ScarletA norn walks out of a bar.
Asylums
Tree Sylvari walk into a bar-k.
Firetruck
The recipe for Norn stew: Get some potatoes, and a lot of ale. Drink all the ale, forget the potatoes.
Horizon
Q. Why did the Sylvari think they were related to chickens?
A. Because they heard chickens come from the 'Poul-tree."
decimortis
What do Charr call traffic jams? Grytlock.
daftdav
Two humans and an asura are traveling together. The humans walk into a bar the asura walks under it. The asura shakes his head, "Should have ducked, stoopid bookahs.
Alcaeos
Three Norn are in a bar, boasting about their exploits from the night before.
"Last night," said the first Norn, "I won a drinking contest. Three barrels of mead, and I wasn't even tipsy."
"That's nothing," said the second Norn. "Last night I frightened away an entire legion of Charr with a single bellow!"
"Oh yeah?" said the third Norn, with a devilish grin. "Well, last night, I had my wife down on her hands and knees!"
The other two Norn, excited to hear about this, ask for details.
"Well, I was under my bed," he replied, "and she crawled over to me and said, 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'"
Baktwerel
How many elementalists do you need to change a lightbulb?
Elementalist: Who needs lightbulbs? *clicks finger* FWOOOSH
PinG
What do sylvari call their musicians? Composters.
Gellus
What do you call a friendly Sylvari with fire magic? Kind-ling.
Vorch
Q: Why do asura hate rodent pests?
A: They just don't give a skritt.
NuclearBadger
What do you call a burnt Charr? Charrcoal.
IDarko
What do they call a drunk Norn? Norn.
But what do they call a drunk Nornbear? Nornbeer.
God Pain
*Knock Knock*
"Who's there?"
"Bookah!"
"Bookah who?"
"Quit the foolish jokes and open the door you ignorant human."
Falcky
An Asura runs into a human boy carrying some candy.
The boy smiles and says, "I got this candy, for my sister!"
The Asura replies, "Where did you get a deal like that?"
Comments
#1 NeoN707
Vanguard Scout
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:16 PM
#2 Maeverra
Sylvari Specialist
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:20 PM
#3 Korsen
Asuran Acolyte
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:25 PM
What do you call a pile of Charr?
A meowtain.
Edit: Already won a beta key. Just wanted to participate.
#4 ZombieKing
Asuran Acolyte
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:30 PM
A charr, asura, norn and human walk into a bar...
after a few minuets the charr get angry and pounds at the table "When Will I get some SERVICE HUMAN"!
the human bartender with the HELLO MY NAME IS COLIN tag turns around smiles and says "When IM ready"
That bar has been closed down for 5 years now.....
#5 feurt
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:32 PM
Because the tree-holse are still wet.
#6 S3rvant
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:35 PM
#7 Xolov
Fahrar Cub
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:36 PM
On their journey to the underworld their envoy asks "When you are laid to rest, and your fellow adventurers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first adventurer says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest of the brave."
The second adventurer says, "I would like to hear that I was a fiercest adventurer who ever lived."
The last adventurer replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"
#8 DarkWingDragon
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:37 PM
#9 TheNerdlyKnight
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:37 PM
The Genius went nuts and told her apprentice , "We don't use that kind of language in my lab. Now I want you to go to your study room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may work on the model, but I want you to use language that makes you sound halfway intelligent."
Two hours later, the apprentice comes out of the study room and resumes working with his golem. Soon the golem stopped and the Genius heard her apprentice say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the golem train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the apprentice continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no tinkering on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the Genius began to smile, the apprentice added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bookah in the back of the lab."
#10 NuclearDonut
Sylvari Specialist
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:40 PM
What do you call a Razah with a resurrection monk build?
A RAZAHrrection shrine!
#11 God Pain
Vanguard Scout
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:44 PM
- Who's there?
- Bookah!
- Bookah who?
- Quit the foolish jokes and unshut the door you ignorant human.
#12 NuclearBadger
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:54 PM
-Charrcoal ^^
#13 ruan
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:54 PM
- - - - - - - because they have fur BALLS!!!
#14 Tartarus
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:58 PM
"1 whiskey and 1 human pls" the dragon drinks the whiskey and eats the human.
After 10 rounds the dragon is totally drank and he orders 1 more round
"1 whiskey and 1 human pls"
The bartender say "we are out of humans would u like an asura?"
"NO, no shots pls my head is spining allready"
#15 Zhazzers
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:02 PM
One, he holds the light bulb while the world evolves around him.
#16 Glitterdoll
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:08 PM
A Charrbecue
Ba Dum Tist.
#17 Korsen
Asuran Acolyte
Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:10 PM
Grytlock.
#18 Freelancer604
Vanguard Scout
Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:10 PM
#19 Zhazzers
Pale Tree Seedling
Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:15 PM
A: Hey, I swear there was a road here a second ago...
#20 davadude
Sylvari Specialist
Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:27 PM
Barkeeper: "I know man, they all keep being knocked out by some giant tree monster."
Villager: "They say it's some dynamic event... yet it happens every day!"
Barkeeper: "I just wish they'd stop drinking so much, it must really suck. Heck, the makers say we're dynamic too, with our conversations..."
Villager "I'm starting to wonder..."
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Hey, 'keep, you ever noticed all those heroes? They keep stapling up with those priestesses of Dwayna..."