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A norn walks out of a bar.
Tree Sylvari walk into a bar-k.
The recipe for Norn stew: Get some potatoes, and a lot of ale. Drink all the ale, forget the potatoes.
Q. Why did the Sylvari think they were related to chickens?
A. Because they heard chickens come from the 'Poul-tree."
What do Charr call traffic jams? Grytlock.
Two humans and an asura are traveling together. The humans walk into a bar the asura walks under it. The asura shakes his head, "Should have ducked, stoopid bookahs.
Three Norn are in a bar, boasting about their exploits from the night before.
"Last night," said the first Norn, "I won a drinking contest. Three barrels of mead, and I wasn't even tipsy."
"That's nothing," said the second Norn. "Last night I frightened away an entire legion of Charr with a single bellow!"
"Oh yeah?" said the third Norn, with a devilish grin. "Well, last night, I had my wife down on her hands and knees!"
The other two Norn, excited to hear about this, ask for details.
"Well, I was under my bed," he replied, "and she crawled over to me and said, 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!'"
How many elementalists do you need to change a lightbulb?
Elementalist: Who needs lightbulbs? *clicks finger* FWOOOSH
What do sylvari call their musicians? Composters.
What do you call a friendly Sylvari with fire magic? Kind-ling.
Q: Why do asura hate rodent pests?
A: They just don't give a skritt.
What do you call a burnt Charr? Charrcoal.
What do they call a drunk Norn? Norn.
But what do they call a drunk Nornbear? Nornbeer.
"Quit the foolish jokes and open the door you ignorant human."
An Asura runs into a human boy carrying some candy.
The boy smiles and says, "I got this candy, for my sister!"
The Asura replies, "Where did you get a deal like that?"