[Naut]

Welcome to the 2011 Guru Christmas Carol Contest! In the holiday spirit, we want you to create Guild Wars 2 or Guild Wars 2 Guru parodies of your favourite holiday songs! It can be anything from an asura's first experience of Wintersday in the theme of Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer or the adventures of a drunken norn during the holiday spirit in following the beat to Ding Dong Merrily on High

The contest runs from December 9th, 2011 till December 19th, 2011. There will be a voting period from December 20th through the 23rd where our judges pick their favourite carols our of a list of 10. The top 3 US with the most votes will be our 3 grand prize winners each receiving a Charr Plushie & 1 months worth of Elite Guru Membership! Unfortunately, we are unable to send the Charr Plushies outside of US/Canada - so we'll also have 3 non-North American winners who win a 1 month membership to elite guru! Winners will be announced on December 24th.

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WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

I'm pleased to announce the winners of the Wintersday Carol Contest!

US Winner: amidwx [Entry]
US Winnere: Trise [Entry]
US Winner: ThrangisTheRed [Entry]

EU Winner: Alathaea [Entry]
EU Winner: Rin Aki [Entry]
EU Winner: Baktwerel [Entry]

A big thank you to all that entered - there were a lot of amazing carols! :)

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Jenn said:

I can't believe I'm about to offer this... but...

(oh my god T_____T)

If I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it. I CANNOT SING, FYI!~ So, throw in the public humiliation of an administrator as one of the prizes.

(****, why am I doing this?)

Still don't get it? Well, here are some examples from our resident mods here on the forums! Feel free to use them as inspiration for your masterpieces!:

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Spoiler

The 12 Days of Wintersday (12 Days of Christmas parody)
By Naut & Archaes8

MP3 TRACK SUNG BY MODS

On the first day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY"

On the second day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the third day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the fourth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the fifth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the sixth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the seventh day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“BINARY THINKING”,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”


On the eighth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“I WANT THE MESMER”,
“BINARY THINKING”,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the ninth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“WHERE’S THE RELEASE DATE?”,
“I WANT THE MESMER”,
“BINARY THINKING”,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the tenth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“WHAT’S WITH ALL THE STUPID?”,
“WHERE’S THE RELEASE DATE?”,
“I WANT THE MESMER”,
“BINARY THINKING”,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”


On the eleventh day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“WE DON’T ACTED ENTITLED!”,
“WHAT’S WITH ALL THE STUPID?”,
“WHERE’S THE RELEASE DATE?”,
“I WANT THE MESMER”,
“BINARY THINKING”,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”

On the twelfth day of Wintersday,
Guru asked of me,
“**** MODERATION”,
“WE DON’T ACTED ENTITLED!”,
“WHAT’S WITH ALL THE STUPID?”,
“WHERE’S THE RELEASE DATE?”,
“I WANT THE MESMER”,
“BINARY THINKING”,
“MY HYPE IS FADING”,
“MYYYYY PATEINCE IS GOOOOOONE”,
“**** ITERATION”,
“THIS BLOG SUCKS”,
“I’M TIRED OF WAITING”,
And “WHERE THE HELL IS MY BETA KEY”!

Twas the Night before Beta (Twas the Night before Christmas parody)
by unraveled

MP3

Twas the night before beta, when all through the forum
Not a user was sleeping, not one bit of snoring.
The characters were planned out on paper with care,
In hopes that St ArenaNet soon would be there.

The mods were main-lining coffee and meds,
While visions of flame-wars danced in their heads.
And mesmers with bukkits, or was it a cake,
Had just settled down for a well deserved break.

When on the News forum there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the mod chat to see what was the matter.
Away to my Firefox I alt-tabbed in a flash,
Clicked the Guru tab and refreshed the cache.

The thread on the top of the News forum page
Had the lustre of undying and poorly-spelled rage.
"Teh Beta is Delaiyed" - I don't even... what if,
Click 'Show Spoiler' - ******* trollface.gif

With a reply from Martin, the haters stopped hatin',
"The beta is on time, no more iteration."
More rapid than a spammer the users replied,
"About ******* time!", though the fanbois just cried

"Now charr, norn, asura! now, sylvari and human!
On, servers! On, logging! On reports and parsing!
To the top of the mountain! To the top of the wall!
Just walking along... **** I fell through the floor.

The weekend went quickly, with no time to rest
PvP was the focus, which profession was best?
Up the top of the hate list elementalists flew,
With the thieves and the guardians, 'cause they're OP too.

And then, in a twinkling, it ended with a tweet
"Beta successful, same time again next week".
As I closed down the client, and was going to sleep,
Thunderbird called out with a new e-mail beep.

"The male armour's all fur, from his toes to his chest,
But the female 'equivalent' barely covers her breasts!"
"DE's are alright, but I want my own version."
"There's no /sneeze emote and it breaks my immersion!"

The flames-how they crackled! The insults were crass!
"But I like sexy armour, my toon's got a cute ass"
I got to work modding and reading reports
Delete, warn, infract, [insert witty retort]

The forums went nuts as the mods ground their teeth,
Smoke from their ears circled heads like a wreath.
Trolls left their bridges and camped all the threads,
Twenty seven mod desks met twenty seven mod heads.

It was chaos and mayhem, a right old fustercluck,
Til the server fell over, thank you Lady Luck!
A nod to the heavens and a palm to the face,
The mods took a breather, near dead from the pace.

The respite was short lived, the server revived
When would the feedback from St ANet arrive?
The users grew restless, the mods hit the drink
Hey! Eric's logged in, is this it do you think?

He sprang into action, to the fans a quick post,
"Here's the answer to that question you all ask the most!"
OMG! Can it be? The release date is nigh!
"Happy Christmas from Colin, and he swung it three times!"

I Have a Problem User (I Have a Little Dreidel parody)
by unraveled

I have a problem user
I infract him every day
And when he's sad and crying
Then with user I shall play!

(Chorus)

Oh my lovely problem user
I infract him every day
And when he's sad and crying
Then with user I shall play!

He has an ugly avatar
And skin so very thin
And when my user's tired
He quits and then I win!

(Chorus)

My user's always painful
He loves to whine and moan
A happy game of banning
Come play now, you're pwnd!

The Moderators are Coming to Ban (Santa Claus is Coming to Town parody)
by Jenn

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
The moderators are coming to ban.

We ban you when you’re innocent,
We delete your posts for fun,
We have an agenda against you and
We’ll not rest til’ we're done.

So, you better watch out,
You better play nice,
Shut the **** up about mesmers, I’m telling you why,
The moderators are coming to ban.

Clean Forum (White Christmas Parody)
by Corsair

I'm dreaming of a clean forum,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the topics glisten,
And the members listen,
To hear good conversation all day long.

I'm dreaming of a clean forum,
With every forum post I write,
May your posts be merry and bright,
And may all your forums be clean.

I'm dreaming of a clean forum,
With every forum post I write,
May your posts be merry and bright,
And may all your forums be clean.

Rules:

• Only one entry per user
  
• Must be reminiscent of a holiday carol
  
• Must be related in some-way to Guild Wars 2 or Guild Wars 2 Guru Forums
  
• General good taste & sportsmanship

How to Enter:
Just post your entry to this thread! It's that simple.

Prizes:
Grand Prize Winners: A Charr Plushie & 1 month subscription to Guru.
EU Winners: 1 month subscription to Guru.

The Charr Plushies can't be sent outside of the US/Canada :/. Sorry guys, but it's for legal reasons.
Non-NA residents are allowed to enter, but if they win, they get 1 month of Elite Guru

Edited by unraveled, 11 December 2011 - 01:58 AM.

[Naut]

F.A.Q.

Why can't people outside the US/Canada win the Charr Plushie?
It's a legal issue for Curse/Guru unfortunately. Different countries require different things for winning & entering contests.

What counts as a 'carol'?
A 'christmassy'/holiday themed songs that is sung/played around this time of year! You can find lists through Google if you're stuck!

What is a 'parody'?
An imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

What exactly is a "Elite Guru Membership"?
Before the move to Curse, Guru had a premium subscription program. You gain access to a custom user title, signature and other secret features. ;)

I have a question that isn't answered here, what do I do?
PM me (Naut) or post in the thread.

Legal:

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Eligibility:
* By entering the contest you agree to the terms and conditions.
* Contestants must be legal residents of the United States or Canada. (Canadian residents will be required to answer an additional mathematical question in order to claim their prize.)
* One entry allowed per person.
* Winning contestant must be willing to submit: Full name, mailing address & phone number for prize shipment. (Contestants 17 years of age or younger must have consent from a parent or guardian.)
* All submissions must be tasteful, non-destructive and created by the individual.
* We reserve the right to publish your forum username at our discretion.
* We reserve the right to deny any submission to the contest.

Prizes:
* (3) US Prize winners will receive a Charr Plush (priced at: 34.99 USD) and a one month Premium Forum subscription (priced at: 4.95 USD).
* (3) EU Prize winners will receive one month Premium Forum subscription (priced at: 4.95 USD).
* No cash or substitution or transfer of prize will be permitted.

End of Contest:
* All entries must be received by December 19th, 2011 at 11:59PM Pacific Standard Time (GMT -8).
* The decisions of the judges are final.

Winners:
* The winners will be announced on December 24th, 2011. They will be contacted by Kvinna, an admin of Guild Wars 2 Guru, and will need to respond with acceptance of their prize. If you receive a request from any individual other than this please do not respond. We will NOT ask for your Guild Wars in-game name or password. Please do not ever give out your password to anyone.
* Contest Winners will be published on the GuildWars2Guru.com website and elsewhere at the sole discretion of the admins.
* We reserve the right to postpone or delay this contest for any reason including overwhelming response or unforeseen occurrences. If there is a delay we will extend the deadline for submissions.

Sponsor, in its sole discretion, may edit and modify any submission before posting. Each Sponsor and their respective parent companies, affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising, promotion and publicity agencies and all of their respective directors, officers, employees, agents, representatives, successors and assigns are not in any way responsible or liable for damages, loss or injury resulting from participation in this contest or acceptance, loss or use of any prizes awarded in this contest. You further agree that in any cause of action, Sponsor's liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the contest, and in no event shall Sponsor be liable for attorney's fees. You waive the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages. You assume sole liability for injuries, including personal injuries and/or damage to property or prize, caused or claimed to be caused by participating in this contest or the acceptance, loss, shipment, or use of any prize awarded. Sponsor is not responsible for any failure to contact entrants, whether due to technical or human error. All of Sponsor's decisions regarding the application and interpretation of the rules are final. This contest is void where prohibited, restricted or taxed by law.

[Vorch]

time to win me some prizes.

[Sard]

to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman:

"A Necromancer's Wintersday"


Gods rest ye merry fleshreavers,
let nothing end your flay!
Remember Grenth our savior
was born this Wintersday.
To save us all from Dwayna's flowers
which long time hid our graves,

O, tidings of skeletons and gore
Skel'tons and gore
O, tidings of skeletons and gore.

In Ascalon's deep catacombs
our dark minions are born
sprung unholy from the ground
to spread our Grenthly scorn
To save us all from Dwayna's flowers
which long time hid our graves,

O, tidings of skeletons and gore
Skel'tons and gore
O, tidings of skeletons and gore.

Edited by Sard, 09 December 2011 - 05:06 PM.

[Jenn]

A couple quick last minute changes...

- We're working out a second set of prizes for non-North American residents. They'll be 1 year Elite Guru memberships (3 to give away), while North American residents will still receive a charr plushie and 1 month Elite Guru.

- You may edit your submissions up until the 19th of December. Edits made to your post after that date will not be considered.

[Glyph]

Just have to say, you're jingle is the best Jenn. Now, what to make....

[Quinci]

Those example ones are amazing. I am very impressed.

[elixabeth]

I adore this contest, I adore the examples, and I adore entry numero uno. Consider my stamp of approval affixed, good people.

[Doctor Overlord]

Brilliant freaking contest! :D

I really like the mod examples, those were funny as heck. I can't wait to see more from the rest of the forum.

[Jenn]

I can't believe I'm about to offer this... but...

(oh my god T_____T)

If I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it. I CANNOT SING, FYI!~ So, throw in the public humiliation of an administrator as one of the prizes.

(****, why am I doing this?)

[Corsair]

Jenn said:

(****, why am I doing this?)

For the love and adoration of your public? :D

[Archaes]

Jenn said:

I can't believe I'm about to offer this... but...

(oh my god T_____T)

If I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it. I CANNOT SING, FYI!~ So, throw in the public humiliation of an administrator as one of the prizes.

(****, why am I doing this?)

I'll sing with you Jenn! :qq:

[Sard]

Jenn said:

I can't believe I'm about to offer this... but...

(oh my god T_____T)

If I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it. I CANNOT SING, FYI!~ So, throw in the public humiliation of an administrator as one of the prizes.

(****, why am I doing this?)

Well then you'd better start memorizing "Gods rest ye merry fleshreavers"!...it's a very old (which is why it's such a hit in the catacombs) tune, but still a holiday favorite...

[MaZt]

Santa Claus is coming to town(GW2 Remix)

You better sign up
You better look out
Better not SWTOR
You know that's a fraud
Guild Wars 2 is coming to town
ArenaNet works
The beta is close
Is coming i feel it we are not lost
Guild Wars 2 is coming to town
They see you when you're posting
They know when you're complain
They know that's need fixing
The bugs will go away!
You better sign up
You better look out
Better not SWTOR
You know that's a fraud
Guild Wars 2 is coming to town
Guild Wars 2 is coming to town:D:D:D

Edited by MaZt, 09 December 2011 - 06:10 PM.

[Kentaro]

Always enjoy a contest granted I never join them it's always enjoyable seeing the entries.

Archaes8 said:

I'll sing with you Jenn! :qq:

And now it's a duet! should get the whole staff to form a chorus of the winning song via skype, aha.

[Doctor Overlord]

Jenn said:

I can't believe I'm about to offer this... but...

(oh my god T_____T)

If I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it. I CANNOT SING, FYI!~ So, throw in the public humiliation of an administrator as one of the prizes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the bar has just been raised.

Now I'm really going to have think about trying an entry :)

[Herr Roy Raven]

Does Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo count as a holiday Jingle we can have as a reference to?

[Tammy]

Jenn said:

I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it.

:D omg! I hope I win now haha.

This is my little song:

Oh Pale Tree (Oh Christmas Tree parody)

Oh, Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Mother of the Sylvari;
Oh, Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Mother of the Sylvari;

In the Grove you're standing tall,
Giving wisdom to us all.

Oh, Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Mother of the Sylvari;

Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Awakes us when we're ready;
Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Awakes us when we're ready;

You give us dreams so sweet and bright,
About the dawn, dusk, day and night.

Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Awakes us when we're ready;

Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Is who gave this shape to me;
Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Is who gave this shape to me;

It was Ronan oh so brave,
Planted on his family grave

Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! Is who gave this shape to me;

Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! And your great philosofy;
Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! And your great philosofy;

Seven tenets we study,
Tablet of the Ventari.

Oh Pale Tree! Oh Pale Tree! And your great philosofy;

Edited by Tammy, 09 December 2011 - 07:06 PM.
fixed little mistake

[Druid of Melandru]

Go Golem Go
Parody: Run Rudolph Run ()

Clinkin’ and a-clankin’, got a crystal for a brain
Go, go, golem, that Asura must be insane
Go, go golem, Zojja got it stuck in her mind
Zojja’s gonna use ya, to put all of her peers in line
Go, go golem, a-spinnin’ like a merry-go-round.

Zojja brought you to the college and said ‘Look-ie here’
‘You know you can’t impress me with your tiny little stupid ears’.
And in stomped her golem as she laughed at them cower in fear.

Go, go golem, Zojja got it stuck in her mind
Zojja’s gonna use ya, to put all of her peers in line
Go, go golem, a-spinnin’ like a merry-go-round.

Zojaa rode her go-lem up to the Maguuma Wastes.
She cackled as her golem smashed the dragon-branded in the face.
And off went her golem, keepin’ on it’s magical pace.

Go, go golem, Zojja got it stuck in her mind
Zojja’s gonna use ya, to put all of her peers in line
Go, go golem, a-spinnin’ like a merry-go-round.

[Malchior Devenholm]

Jenn said:

I can't believe I'm about to offer this... but...

(oh my god T_____T)

If I recognize the tune of one or two of the winning songs, I'll sing it and record it. I CANNOT SING, FYI!~ So, throw in the public humiliation of an administrator as one of the prizes.

(****, why am I doing this?)

I'll sing with you Jenn! :) You know I'm a music major ;)

[Baktwerel]

Here's my entry based on the German Xmas song Tannenbaum (Christmas Tree)
(Listen here for the original:
Original lyrics with English translation: http://german.about..../blotannenb.htm )


O Guild Wars 2, o Guild Wars 2,
How awesome are your features!
You're to be released maybe next year,
"When it's ready" is all we hear.
O Guild Wars 2, o Guild Wars 2,
How awesome are your features!

O Guild Wars 2, o Guild Wars 2,
You are pleasing me so much!
How often has there been a bad game
But your devs will prove their name!
O Guild Wars 2, o Guild Wars 2,
You are pleasing me so much!

O Guild Wars 2, o Guild Wars 2,
You ask me what's my story?
You give me endless choices to pick from,
Inside my head my own bio forms!
O Guild Wars 2, o Guild Wars 2,
You shall see my story!



I hope you liked it ;) I even sung it in my head several times to make sure it works and rhymes well with the rythm xD While I am not a USA resident, I'm hoping this piece will still score something for me :o

[Morghana]

elixabeth said:

I adore this contest, I adore the examples, and I adore entry numero uno. Consider my stamp of approval affixed, good people.

^ This.. haha!

And where the heck is my beta key!?

[Matthew Browne]

Jenn said:

(****, why am I doing this?)

You like being made fun of? :D

[Trise]

Spoiler

To the tune of "Oh Holy Night."
Oh, what the crap?

Oh what the crap?
The Guru threads are whining
about some crap they made up about the game.

Oh come on now!
The Mesmer thread's reviving,
'til mods appear and they "grey" someone's name.

The thrill of hope
crushed swiftly by some a-hole.
The thread's now locked
again, why not play nice?

**** / all you guys.
I still / will be excited.
The time / is nigh
for the 8th / and Beta too.

The time / [hit that high note! :)] is NIGH!
Now's the time, it's time to :qq:

You see what you've started? but not bad for made up on the spot, eh? ;)

Now for something a little less... "bookah":

Asura's Wintersday Plan, to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"

Let's start those snowfall triplers, and spell-heat fizzlers too.
Come on let's make some weather, though the science is rather taboo.
We'll use my ultra cranium, (and some enriched uranium goo)
to help those bookahs to celebrate. (though they're all too inebriate, true? :devil:)

Hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! let's go!
You're moving too slow!
Why'd I ever use the Norn for labor? d'oh!
Power up! Power up! Power up! Now stand,
my mechanical man!
We're building machines of my dreams, I'll be known throughout all the land!

Now that we have the GOLEM, let's really show them our plan.
We're souping up the condenser, like a big ice dispenser. It's grand!
There is no need to test it, 'cause I am the best. It will show.
That was the last iteration, now to our destination we go!

There's a Human party in the town of Lion's Arch
and we need this gizmo up there, so come on! Let's march!
I can see all their faces now, those bookahs will not see what hit
They'll be covered in snow 'fore one can shout "Oh Skritt!" (ha, ha ha!)
This is how we celebrate, it's the Asuran way
We constructed something awesome that might wreck their day
But we don't allow things like failure to deter our noble quest
to build a sublime new design that will show them all I'm the best!

It should have worked much better with its power unfettered, bookah...
just with a minor refinement, and a small realignment... aha!
This project's quite the masterful, icy disasterful krewe.
Someday I might add lasers or some blades sharp as razors... pew pew!

PS: Incidentally, I'd be happy to sing this one with you, Jenn. ;)

Edited by Trise, 09 December 2011 - 09:52 PM.

[Myramar]

so, here comes mine (please forgive me rhyme fails, english isn't my native language, so i may have some problems)


Oh the games out there are stupid
and the developement isn't rapid
So that is why we pray:
Let us play! Let us play! let us play!

It doesn't show signs of progress
But we all want a Beta access
And the blog is losing its flow
Bring it now! Bring it now! Bring it now!

When we finally get a release
How I'll love to see WoW dying!
The community will increase
When we finally are playing

The hype is slowly dying
That is why we won't stop crying
But as long it comes out someday
we will play! we will play! we will play!

[Doctor Overlord]

Kralkatorrik the Crystal Dragon (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)

Kralkatorrik the Crystal Dragon,
had some very deadly breath.
And if you ever saw him,
You would just pray for death.

All of the other dragons,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Kralky
join in any dragon games.

Then one foggy Wintersday
Colin said to him,
"Kralky with your eyes so bright
Go and spawn the Shatterer tonight!"

Then all of the dragons feared him
As they shouted without any glee,
"Kralkatorrik the Crystal Dragon
You are way too *(#&-ing OP!"

Edited by Doctor Overlord, 09 December 2011 - 09:01 PM.

[Sacred Gee]

@Naut & Archaes8

I loved everyone's Christmas carols! But it took 8 Days of Christmas for the 2 of ya to want Mesmer?!?! ;)

[Archaes]

Sacred Gee said:

@Naut & Archaes8

I loved everyone's Christmas carols! But it took 8 Days of Christmas for the 2 of ya to want Mesmer?!?! ;)

I still think the Chronomancer would have had so much more potential. Plus it just sounds awesome. ;)

[Honey Badger]

Here's my submission! It's a Guild Wars 2 themed remake of "Joy To The World". I hope you like it, and I hope you find it interesting. Here's the video which I listened to just to make sure the lyrics fit, in case you wanted to sing along: Joy To The World. Trust me, it's more fun this way. :)

Joy to the World,
Joy to the World,
Joy to the World!

Joy to the World,
Beta has come!
Let me; recieve; a key!

Let every Chaaaarr,
prepare for waaaar!

Dynamic events begin,
dynamic events begin,
I'm ready, for adventure,
let dynamic events begin!

(Music)

Now, join this World,
and it's persistency!
Sadly; I can't; PvP!

Oh great Pale Treeeee,
unleash your Sylvariiii!

Now, which cycle should it be?
Oh, what did Ventari teach me?
Oh, shield of the Moon, please protect me!
(Before; Primordus; gets his claws on me)

Joy to Tyria,
Joy to Tyria,
Joy to Tyria!
Joy to Tyria!

(Music)

Joy to Tyria, and Kryta too,
Let Ascalon; recieve; a King!

Please, every Charr,
No need for war!
Like Sylvari - think peacefully!
Like Asura - intelligently!

Just come together,
and love equally!
Just come together,
and loooooveee eeeee-quallllyyyyy!

The End!

Edited by Honey Badger, 18 December 2011 - 09:54 PM.

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Honey Badger said:

Though judging by the number of posts this is going to have (seeing as how 80 people are viewing it) this is probably going to get lost, I did it!

Here's my submission! It's a Guild Wars 2 themed remake of "Joy To The World". I hope you like it, and I hope you find it interesting. Here's the video which I listened to just to make sure the lyrics fit, in case you wanted to sing along: Joy To The World. Trust me, it's more fun this way. :)

^this i amazing lol love it

Edited by unraveled, 09 December 2011 - 11:29 PM.
No need to quote the whole thing, thanks.