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#1 OctavianCMB


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Posted 26 August 2012 - 02:26 PM

Friends, cooking aficionados, and frenemies, I type at you today to discuss the dark horror at the center of our gastronomic universes. There seems to be no bacon.

How can this be?

And this monumental, farcical disaster stops not just with bacon, my friends, but this paucity extends also to turkey bacon, apple wood smoked bacon, bacon fat, eggs and bacon, and yes, even, chocolate covered bacon covered in dough and fried in oil. None of these seem to exist.


#2 kosove


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Posted 26 August 2012 - 06:29 PM

This will not do. So many pigs out there foraging, yet no bacon to be found? I refuse to pay subscription fees if this game-breaking error is not fixed.

#3 Bacon


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Posted 26 August 2012 - 08:55 PM

Was someone looking for me?

#4 Kookamooka


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Posted 26 August 2012 - 11:00 PM

Silly bacon, leaving the game and making an account here at GW2Guru. Get back in the game!

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