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#1 syndreamer

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 06:50 PM

- During PTA meetings, you acknowledge your little 5 year old as an Asuran

- You go through your closet to see what you can salvage for mats

- You name your cat Rytlock

- At work, you hover over the copy machine and anyone that says the codeword "Apple" gets to use it.

- You get mad when someone says zombie...Its Risen dammit!!

- You draw a heart over your GPS screen on where you need to go.

- You get kicked out of the zoo trying to tame a juvenile animal

- You wish dealing with your gf/wife gave you a skill point.

- You replaced your money with karma

#2 AMIX_GW2

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 06:51 PM

mistake my toad for a quaggan

and NYC subway rats for Skritts

Edited by AMIX_GW2, 13 September 2012 - 06:52 PM.


#3 McMullen

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 06:52 PM

View Postsyndreamer, on 13 September 2012 - 06:50 PM, said:

- You name your cat Rytlock
Been done.

#4 suyin

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:03 PM

-You get more annoyed than appropriate when your family asks if you want to go take in some vistas.

-You expect giant worms to come out of the ground when you drive by farmland or forests.

-You wait for hidden zombie chickens during Shaun of the Dead even though you've seen it before.

-You find yourself explaining to your friends why manatees are just so cute.

-Your normal speech becomes rife with "ooOOoo" sounds.

-You keep talking about centaurs during track.

-You celebrate good grades or a raise by announcing that you are an achiever--and that you are doing your duty as such.

-You wonder why airplanes take so long to load between waypoints.

-You develop bedsores from your chair.

-You try to "equip more magic find" when you lose your keys.

-You walk into a jewelry store and scoff under your breath that you've "already maxed it out" and your spouse assumes you mean the credit card and panics.

-You think of the citizens of Pittsburgh as money grubbing rodents with a hive mind.

-You wonder why there are so many scrawny humans at the pub.

-You call a flamingo a "pink moa."


I'll think of more later I'm sure.

Edited by suyin, 13 September 2012 - 07:49 PM.


#5 Wipp

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:10 PM

View Postsyndreamer, on 13 September 2012 - 06:50 PM, said:


- You draw a heart over your GPS screen on where you need to go.

I always did that.

#6 syndreamer

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:12 PM

- You tell your friends at the gym that you have 1200 toughness

- You accidentally call your gf Riel Darkwater...

- You jump all over the living room furniture trying to find that splendid chest with the remote in it

#7 Daesu

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:20 PM

You are walking, you see a small tree, and you feel the urge to take out your axe to chop it down.

Edited by Daesu, 13 September 2012 - 07:20 PM.


#8 Vorch

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:27 PM

-Get stuck in traffic and wonder how much it would cost to take use the waypoint closest to work.

-Get kicked out of the grocery store for trying to pay for 250 apples with Karma

#9 suyin

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 07:33 PM

-When you are learning Mesoamerican history, you envision frogs with blowdarts.

-You are confused when butter does not drop out of everything.

-You pick up rocks outside your house to look for rich veins.

-You have muted your game music and find yourself humming the soundtrack involuntarily.

-You go shopping and find a shirt you like, then search your bag for transmutation stones so you can swap the price tag with another.

more:

-You take a sickle with you to the produce department.

Edited by suyin, 13 September 2012 - 07:47 PM.


#10 Tregarde

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 08:05 PM

View Postsuyin, on 13 September 2012 - 07:03 PM, said:

-You get more annoyed than appropriate when your family asks if you want to go take in some vistas.

Annoyed? My reaction would be more along lines of "Vistas? Those are fun! Let's go!" and then be disappointed when there's no jumping puzzle involved.

Edited by Tregarde, 13 September 2012 - 08:06 PM.


#11 Xephyr

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 09:00 PM

Hey! I named my cat Rytlock :D

#12 Grav

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 09:03 PM

No such thing as too much GW2.

#13 Omedon

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 09:04 PM

-You move around way too much while playing other MMOs.  My RIFT character looks like a spazz as I try to get out of the way of boss effects that just auto target.
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#14 Hebeya

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 02:03 AM

You can outrun a Centaur!

#15 caballo_oscuro

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 02:12 AM

you expect to be able to bar brawl one day and be served there the next...

you start throwing all your old cds, movies, clothes and anything you can get your hands on into the fountain in ur local supermarket expecting something better to come out...

Edited by caballo_oscuro, 14 September 2012 - 02:20 AM.


#16 Archduke

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 06:23 AM

-When your main character and alts start appearing in your dreams. .__.

-You are walking by a cliff or steep hill and you feel no fear of going off it- you can just heal yourself at the bottom, right?

-You look at a plant and try to imagine what it would look like if it were a Sylvari.

-You see a fat dude and automatically think Norn. :P

Edited by Archduke, 14 September 2012 - 06:24 AM.


#17 Noccturnal

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 09:24 AM

- When you see some branches on the floor from a tree and wonder, "what will i discover with this?"

- You walk past a lake and jump in trying to find the "Blood Witch"

- You help some one pick up there shopping and ask " so I believe you owe me a favour"

#18 Astalnar

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 09:27 AM

When you know the sequence of DE by heart.

#19 Lordkrall

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 09:30 AM

View Postsyndreamer, on 13 September 2012 - 06:50 PM, said:

- At work, you hover over the copy machine and anyone that says the codeword "Apple" gets to use it.

Spoiler

Edited by Lordkrall, 14 September 2012 - 09:31 AM.


#20 Alaroxr

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Posted 15 September 2012 - 03:56 AM

When you climb onto the roof of your house to get that Vista for map completion.

#21 XgreatArtist

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Posted 15 September 2012 - 12:50 PM

By Melandru! I am addicted!

#22 Travis Touchdown

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 01:08 PM

-When you try to perform an expertly timed dodge roll in L4D2, resulting in an embarrassing death as you just awkwardly shuffle on the spot....

-When you constantly mash "F" to interact with something instead of "E" and end up just obnoxiously flashing your torch at said object instead....

#23 The Trouble With Me

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 09:28 PM

-When you've abandoned self-referential pronouns and the nearest thing to an expletive you say is a hearty 'foo!'

#24 syndreamer

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:04 AM

- You attend a zombie walk hoping to find the Eye of Zhaitan and defeat him

- Bath salts turn you into the Risen

- You cook an apple and a ball of dough, and hope it comes out as apple pie

- Buying a round of drinks for everyone doesn't give you influence, it just makes your wallet lighter.

- You feel guilty eating a salad, because it could've been some poor sylvari.

#25 writethemwrong

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:14 PM

- You help someone finish a task but you keep following them hoping it will lead to another one

#26 Sparrwen

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:58 AM

-When you dream about playing GW2 so when you wake you can't believe you have slept for 8 hours. You still think you have played GW2 and somehow ended up in the bed.

#27 Alemoot

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 12:03 AM

Your urge to kill is rising.

#28 Vicarious

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 03:57 AM

- you scoff at all werewolves simply cause theyre not charr.

- meet a large friend of yours at the bar and accidentally refer to him as a norn.

- a friend calls you a norn while youre drinking due to your size and you dont notice.

- refuse to eat purple lettuce leaves cause they might be infected with nightmare.

- someone near you is bleeding and you think "i wonder how high that bleed is stacked?"

- you play a different MMO with a friend and you die constantly cause you keep trying to dodge roll.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:47 AM

- You wake up in the morning, just realizing you dreamed about you and your best friend having a major discussion about wether MF gear actually helps that much.

#30 Il Mentore

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 03:34 AM

-At your confession of a murder spree to detectives, tthe only reason you can give as to why you did it is "Death....good."






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