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#1 Cursed Phoenix

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 01:34 PM

As everyone knows the world will end on December 21 when Nibiru (aka Planet X) will cross the solar system unleashing a series of catastrophic events on our planet that will ultimately culminate with the extinction of the human race.

So how are you guys getting ready?

Personally I'm sad because I was set to go on vacation on December 22 =(

#2 Rhododendron

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:29 PM

I hope i'll finally get a job, at leats one month before that.


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#3 Robsy128

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:57 PM

I believe the government has issued many suggestions for what to do during such an event. I knew they would save us!

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If your building collapses, hide under a desk and kiss your *** goodbye.

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If you see a door with an exit sign, karate chop it open with your bare hand.

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Absorb as much radiation as you can after the nuclear fallout. You then have 5 minutes and 12 seconds left to live.

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#4 BuddhaKeks

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:23 PM

View PostRhododendron, on 26 October 2012 - 06:29 PM, said:

I hope i'll finally get a job, at leats one month before that.


I hope I loose my job before that. I wouldn't need it anyway. He, you can have if you want...

#5 ShezuTsukai

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:27 PM

I'm buying a 2013 calendar and going with Newton's estimation of 2016.

That is of course if B. Hussein Obama gets reelected. lol

#6 Dennisjeb

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:30 PM

I'll be *pin the last minutes tho...

just kidding xD

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 02:18 AM

I pinched the in-flight safety guide , i'll be safe!

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:26 AM

I already got a deal with Son Goku, he will teleport me to King Kai's planet, gg & no re

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:37 AM

I'll group up my friends and face the apocalypse with a beer and a laugh. mostly a laugh, because nothing will happen, probably.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:40 AM

NOOOOO I CANNOT DIE
i am immortal!

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#11 AndrewSX

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:40 AM

21th of Dec.


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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:44 AM

I plan to relax in the Garden So shorts heavy sun block and ahades just to be safe and then lie back and watch the show.

However I then expect to be sectioned for sunbathing in mid Winter and have to pass a Psych exam before being allowed back into society.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:47 AM

View PostCursed Phoenix, on 26 October 2012 - 01:34 PM, said:

As everyone knows the world will end on December 21 when Nibiru (aka Planet X) will cross the solar system unleashing a series of catastrophic events on our planet that will ultimately culminate with the extinction of the human race.

So how are you guys getting ready?

Personally I'm sad because I was set to go on vacation on December 22 =(
Hang on, weren't we supposed to be wiped out in 2003 by Planet X? Guess it missed us and is coming back to try again? pfft.

Personally, I'm preparing for the Zombie Apocolypse... as I believe that has more chance of happening, rather than Planet X...


Ooooohhhh.... Planet X is going to be the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse! ... Bring It On!

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#14 Andydontsurf

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:49 AM

Well I think you have to ask yourself, as a spiritual person, if you've done everything you can to drive up your credit card bill.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:52 AM

For all those preparing to depart on the 21st, can I have your stuff?

#16 Arngrim Einheri

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:55 AM

Have you ever wondered why zombies only kill humans? That's one question I have never know how to answer. If you became an undead being of pure hatred and madness wouldn't you attack everything on your sight? Why zombies don't attack themselves?
Anyways well, apocalypse? Couldn't care less.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:59 AM

View PostArngrim Einheri, on 30 October 2012 - 11:55 AM, said:

Have you ever wondered why zombies only kill humans? That's one question I have never know how to answer. If you became an undead being of pure hatred and madness wouldn't you attack everything on your sight? Why zombies don't attack themselves?
Anyways well, apocalypse? Couldn't care less.
In Mark Tufo's Zombie Fallout series, they eat pretty much every living thing...I'm not sure they're driven by hatred or madness, but just the most basic primitive drives found in our lizard brains...

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 12:51 PM

View PostArngrim Einheri, on 30 October 2012 - 11:55 AM, said:

Have you ever wondered why zombies only kill humans? That's one question I have never know how to answer. If you became an undead being of pure hatred and madness wouldn't you attack everything on your sight? Why zombies don't attack themselves?
Anyways well, apocalypse? Couldn't care less.

You have to watch more Walking Dead! Zombies are eating horses and other animals not only humans. Furthermore I would say they don't eat other zombies because they don't get enough flesh of them. Very simple. :D

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 12:55 PM

View PostCattivist, on 31 October 2012 - 12:51 PM, said:

You have to watch more Walking Dead! Zombies are eating horses and other animals not only humans. Furthermore I would say they don't eat other zombies because they don't get enough flesh of them. Very simple. :D

What I wonder is about a situation like if that scene at the helicopter crash would've gone slightly differently...the dude that was eviscerated by the blade...what if a zombie happened along slightly before he turned and started munching...would the zombie stop once he turned or keep on going?

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 01:25 PM

View Postastromarmot, on 31 October 2012 - 12:55 PM, said:

What I wonder is about a situation like if that scene at the helicopter crash would've gone slightly differently...the dude that was eviscerated by the blade...what if a zombie happened along slightly before he turned and started munching...would the zombie stop once he turned or keep on going?

For those that didn't know, live brains secreat a pheromone hat zombies are attracted to.  Due to their relitive stupidity and the fact the brain tends to have a skull around it, they tend not to get to eat them.  So in the above instance no.  The brain was dead thus a zombie woulden't start to eat him...

As for the end of the world?  I'm not that lucky...

Edited by Barbieslayer, 31 October 2012 - 01:26 PM.


#21 ZoeMayZing

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 09:13 AM

/phoenix down thread

Haven't done much preparing, but my god, if we have a zombie apocalypse? My brother sure as heck is ready. He has a weapon rack filled with various swords/daggers/hand-made weapons. Let's not forget about the shot guns, too.

I swear...the things that 'The Walking Dead' do to his sense of security >__>

#22 Haishao

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 02:06 PM

View PostArngrim Einheri, on 30 October 2012 - 11:55 AM, said:

If you became an undead being of pure hatred and madness wouldn't you attack everything on your sight?
that's what I love about risen. They sometime stop fighting you, run away and side kick a rabbit, then run back at you to continue the fight.

Edited by Haishao, 18 November 2012 - 02:06 PM.


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:47 AM

If the apocalypse involves zombies, I'll be curled up in a corner crying like a little girl.

If the apocalypse does not involve zombies, I'll be laughing hysterically and jumping up and down in glee as the last remnants of our prideful, wasteful, destructive race is swept away. After which, I will curl up into a corner and cry like a little girl.

Lots of not-so-many tears will be involved, either way.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:04 PM

In light of recent news, I'd like to modify my response to include: "Buying up every last Twinkie I can locate."   Their post-apocalyptic value is now surely going to be immeasurable...

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:09 PM

My school class is organizing a naked run in the center of the town. It'll be fun, especially in December at -20 degrees.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:13 PM

View PostShezuTsukai, on 26 October 2012 - 08:27 PM, said:

I'm buying a 2013 calendar and going with Newton's estimation of 2016.

That is of course if B. Hussein Obama gets reelected. lol

I'm pretty sure Newton said sometime around 2060

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:15 PM

View PostCursed Phoenix, on 26 October 2012 - 01:34 PM, said:

As everyone knows the world will end on December 21 when Nibiru (aka Planet X) will cross the solar system unleashing a series of catastrophic events on our planet that will ultimately culminate with the extinction of the human race.

So how are you guys getting ready?

Personally I'm sad because I was set to go on vacation on December 22 =(
Argh was it really 21 st December? The short Christmas holiday that I have start then. I only have holiday from 22 to 26 th i.e Christmas time.

Well hmm maybe I buy an Christmas present to me since I don't get my brothers or sisters Christmas present before we die. I am an adult, but all you young children and teenagers now is the time to open Christmas presents before Christmas:). You can always say... mom it is to late at Christmas Eve to open presents because we were told so at Guild Wars 2 forums.

Edited by Stargate, 19 November 2012 - 05:18 PM.


#28 raspberry jam

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:36 PM

I bet you guys would be all like oh shit I thought it wasn't going to be for real if it really happened.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:39 PM

View Postraspberry jam, on 19 November 2012 - 05:36 PM, said:

I bet you guys would be all like oh shit I thought it wasn't going to be for real if it really happened.

It would sure make Anet lying about the gear treadmill seem pretty minor wouldn't it?  ;-)

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:44 PM

I've made a tinfoil hatfest in Madrid that I've invited hundreds of my fellow true believers to attend, so we can party our way out...

I've also set up one in Boston, Philadelphia, Moscow, Stockholm, St. Louis, Tokyo, and Kyoto. I do not plan to attend to any of them of course, I mean, I have work to do, but the result'll probably be hillarious.




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