Sign kind of cracks me up!
First 2 lines
D A N G E R
Enter At Your Own Risk
Full sign translation in the paragraph:
"Lion's Arch Authorities cannot be held responsible for missing/stolen/damaged and/or devoured appendages, small children, dinghies, fruit baskets, skritt, pumpkin flavored marshmellows, spoons, goofy hats, ascalonian salads, pocket watches, earrings, in-laws, spirits of the wild, eye patches, war machines, seraph, rhubarb pies, mystical artifacts of unquestionable power, mystical artifacts of questionable power, seeing-eye squirrels and carp."
As more of it is discovered I will update the main post.
(Also if any admin can move this to the right section)