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[Senator Crafty]

Tribute to all the weekend warriors, and white flag heroes I present to you:

Cap Points, Maybe.

(Sorry no audio version... you seriously don't want to hear me sing.)


I read a thread on the net,
Saying “get ready, get set”
Oh how we’re gonna regret,
It when you’re in first place.

The trolls began to explode,
Just how bad it would erode
children attempting to goad
Me into posting this.

Your rage was showin’
tears and vile flowin’
As the fight got goin’
Just who’s gonna win now baby?

Hey we just beat you,
And this is crazy,
But please stop crying
and cap points, maybe?

It’s hard to have fun,
When your raaging,
so please stop crying,
and cap points, maybe?

Hey we just beat you,
And this is crazy,
But please stop crying
and cap points, maybe?

And to the other teams
You be angrrrrrrrry
But please stop crying,
And cap points, maybe?

Instead I laughed and I sighed
watching the three teams collide
The game so evenly tied
but still, I hoped we’d win

I hoped and prayed for a day
that each team would just  play
A Mesmer dead in the fray
But still the white flags rose

Your rage was showin’
tears and vile flowin’
As the fight got goin’
Just who’s gonna win now baby?

Hey we just beat you,
And this is crazy,
But please stop crying
and cap points, maybe?

It’s hard to have fun,
When your raaging,
so please stop crying,
and cap points, maybe?

Hey we just beat you,
And this is crazy,
But please stop crying
and cap points, maybe?

And to the other teams
You be angrrrrrrrry
But please stop crying,
And cap points, maybe?

Before you wallowed in the thread
We beat you so bad
We beat you so bad
We beat you so, so bad

Before you wallowed in the thread
We beat you so Bad
And you should know that
We beat you so, so bad

It’s hard to have fun,
When your raaging,
so please stop crying,
and cap points, maybe?

Hey we just beat you,
And this is crazy,
But please stop crying
and cap points, maybe?

And to the other teams
You be angrrrrrrrry
But please stop crying,
And cap points, maybe?

Before you wallowed in the thread
We beat you so bad
We beat you so bad
We beat you so, so bad

Before you wallowed in the thread
We beat you so Bad
but get over that
So cap points, maybe?


Credits go to: Carly Rae Jepsen (for such a simple song to parody)
TA - For the fun stomping (I miss you guys!)
The entire of T1
GW2GURU trolls and rage.

[ihatecoffee]

great song!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niiro]

I can see its written with blood, sweat and tears, but mostly tears i reckon.

[Senator Crafty]

Tears of joy. These forums have been so funny xD thought I would give back to the community!

[Freelancer]

Can't.... not... listen... in head.

[Okiludy]

Not just Tier 1 mate. The tears are flowing from top to the bottom.

I love the parody! Keep it up.

[Senator Crafty]

Okiludy, on 05 November 2012 - 06:28 AM, said:

Not just Tier 1 mate. The tears are flowing from top to the bottom.

I love the parody! Keep it up.

I don't doubt that. My reference to Tier 1 was more so just what I have been involved in. After all, it was dubbed the "Tier of Tears"

[ihatecoffee]

Edited by ihatecoffee, 05 November 2012 - 09:36 AM.

[Senator Crafty]

I guess that works. Although I am totally not going to be singing said song

[Azure Skye]

GOD!!! Why i do need to know this!! THANK YOU, for put this in my head. >.>  I hate you, good sir.

[Syphen]

Epic +1

/10chars

[Senator Crafty]

You are welcome! everyone needs this song in their head xD

[Meepok_maopok]

nice +1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!