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#1 ilr

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 08:42 PM

Just a reminder for people who ONLY read the topic title and ignore the Original Post's actual content:
RANDOM = something eclectic or humorous, or something you're pretty sure is obscure enough it doesn't already have 20 topics pointing it out.


Mine is the Canyon Spider

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Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with most spiders.  The problem is I don't consider these "Sun Spiders" spiders at all.  They're more like the most aggressive ugly tailless scorpion I've ever set eyes on and in-game they will chain immobilize you and then crawl all over you with their ugly horrible hairy translucent bodies, gnawing on you very gradually.  And they're here in America by the way and they get up to 3 inches in size.  Only look at this if you're very brave.  

In short:
  They are the devil.


What's your most random PvE complaint?

Edited by ilr, 11 November 2012 - 07:47 PM.


#2 Wipp

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:05 PM

Spider queen at AC EXP ? Some ppl forget to jump down and leave me to die.. ._.

#3 Castaa

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:06 PM

The too high respawn rate of mobs. :mad:

Edited by Castaa, 05 November 2012 - 09:08 PM.


#4 ashleigh mcmahon

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:12 PM

Sick of seeing risen...

and killing mobs isn't worth the time outside of DE's or orr farming. Need more exp for none 80s!

Edited by ashleigh mcmahon, 05 November 2012 - 09:14 PM.


#5 Absolutionis

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:18 PM

How will the shell fast within Guild Wars 2? Does a divine assure Guild Wars 2? The sword outlines any military. A gang opposes PvE throughout the engine. The jealous silicon determines the flavor. A picture nests without the blind orbital. PvE spans a degree attitude throughout the bias. Below the irritated undesirable prevails PvE. PvE intervenes below Guild Wars 2. The cheat helps PvE around the translator. How does PvE relax with the asserted prerequisite? Guild Wars 2 faults the complementary doctor under another neighbor. PvE poses without Guild Wars 2. Guild Wars 2 beans PvE under a building melody. PvE sustains Guild Wars 2. Why does our happening object slave after the rival? A nastiest weapon charges Guild Wars 2 opposite the attack.

Random.

#6 Al Shamari

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:22 PM

Where is my Crystal Desert?!

#7 Baron von Scrufflebutt

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:25 PM

View PostCastaa, on 05 November 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

The too high respawn rate of mobs. :mad:

I don't think this falls into the "random" category. The re-spawn rate is an ACTUAL problem.

#8 NuclearDonut

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:26 PM

I can't have a drink or smoke a pipe. Lack of emotes in general.

#9 Nalano

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:27 PM

Who taught the Sylvari to speak in English accents? Nobody else speaks in English accents.

Is it just common Krytan lingo plus a heavy dose of Asura superciliousness?

Edited by Nalano, 05 November 2012 - 09:28 PM.


#10 Danael

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

You can drink. Even get drunk enough to have your vision blurr :D

#11 SesimieStreetFighter

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:35 PM

Camera issues during jumping puzzles...

#12 Dom

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:40 PM

Centaurs. Bandits. Bandits riding Centaurs. The Harathi Hinterlands.

#13 Danael

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:40 PM

Getting hungry while cooking in-game. Right after lunch.... hm, cookies.

#14 sanctuaire

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:42 PM

no /violin /flute /drums /guitar :P

#15 ThiaTheMuse

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:51 PM

This is going to sound silly, but I miss Profession-based underwear...

#16 Desild

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:55 PM

Arah. Mother of flipping Alchemy, Arah is hell on Tyria.

#17 Nephele

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:01 PM

Not enough mobs wearing top hats. How can I feel like a top notch assassin without killing a sir?

#18 Scorpion

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:01 PM

Targetting, every other time I use whirlwind and the enemy goes off screen it randomly targets something else when I use blade trail or rush.

#19 ilr

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:04 PM

View PostAbsolutionis, on 05 November 2012 - 09:18 PM, said:

How will the shell fast within Guild Wars 2? Does a divine assure Guild Wars 2? The sword outlines any military. A gang opposes PvE throughout the engine. The jealous silicon determines the flavor. A picture nests without the blind orbital. PvE spans a degree attitude throughout the bias. Below the irritated undesirable prevails PvE. PvE intervenes below Guild Wars 2. The cheat helps PvE around the translator. How does PvE relax with the asserted prerequisite? Guild Wars 2 faults the complementary doctor under another neighbor. PvE poses without Guild Wars 2. Guild Wars 2 beans PvE under a building melody. PvE sustains Guild Wars 2. Why does our happening object slave after the rival? A nastiest weapon charges Guild Wars 2 opposite the attack.

Random.
That was masterful and highly inappropriate.  THANK YOU

#20 Wordsworth

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:04 PM

The female sylvari getting hit voice over is absolutely terrible.

The one body-hair option for human males shaves his legs.

Edited by Wordsworth, 05 November 2012 - 10:05 PM.


#21 Petal

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:14 PM

I am sick to death of killing things that are dead already.

#22 HederaHelix

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:25 PM

My complaint is No Smilies in Chat. >.<  Often times I have nothing good to say and would like to respond with smilie emotes.

#23 Arquenya

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:40 PM

Zergsssssssss ..........

On a lighter note: not being able to sit on chairs.

Edited by Arquenya, 05 November 2012 - 10:52 PM.


#24 Astalnar

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:44 PM

All risen mobs from fish to giants counting as 1 enemy type.

#25 Absolutionis

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:46 PM

None of these seem very random. They all seem like valid complaints.

#26 Flaming_Foxx

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:49 PM

Knock Downs....
Ever tried fighting more than one Ettin without a break-stun...
Enjoy lying on the ground until you are dead as they proceed to take turns using their stomp before you even have the chance to get up and dodge roll away -cries-

#27 Rowland

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:53 PM

Bosses with all their vital parts in their paws.

#28 Di-Dorval

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:02 PM

I hate how I have to stack my bank stuff myself. The shit should stack automatically... At leats add a compression button.. wth..

#29 Wipp

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:03 PM

View PostFlaming_Foxx, on 05 November 2012 - 10:49 PM, said:

Knock Downs....
Ever tried fighting more than one Ettin without a break-stun...
Enjoy lying on the ground until you are dead as they proceed to take turns using their stomp before you even have the chance to get up and dodge roll away -cries-
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Also hate that.

Edited by Wipp, 05 November 2012 - 11:04 PM.


#30 Shadowrose

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:12 PM

chain knocked down by risen catapults.

or having the *ing Veteran risen knight spawn on me everytime while I'm trying to solo a veteran air elemental (along with 3-4 trash mobs) at malchor's leap.




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