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#1 The Mighteous One

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 06:21 PM

This is a video compiled by using 30 second Fraps clips over a period of about 45 minutes. Soloing in Tier 8 EB, I! Mighteous! Demonstrate that not only am I The Greatest Player In The Game, but I am the greatest Ranger that ever lived.

I watched a video the other day of a kid running around farming mobs by spamming them with traps. What a shame.

I watched a video the other day of a kid running around never making use of his pet? Shameful.

In fact, I see nothing but shameful video after shameful video on YouTube about rangers. I see people all over the forum saying "We need more! My ranger (with a lowercase "R") isn't strong enough! My traits don't work right! My DPS isn't this! My slot skills aren't that! One guy even said to another guy on this very board that there was such a thing as a "wrong build!"

I figured it was time to show people how to do it the RIGHT way. This video shows that there's absolutely nothing wrong with Rangers but that they're overpowered. Please nerf me, ArenaNet. I'm too good at this game.



You've never seen a video of a Ranger (with a capital R) before. I make use of the boar forage skill! The FORAGE skill! How many of you ever even thought of doing that? Well everybody's gonna be doing it now!

Edited by The Mighteous One, 31 December 2012 - 06:26 PM.


#2 XRay

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 06:35 PM

I weep for humanity.

#3 iceblue

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 06:59 PM

LOL at 14:30!!!

Edit: Very entertaining... keep em coming.

Edited by iceblue, 31 December 2012 - 07:25 PM.


#4 Featherman

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 07:31 PM

Amazing. Truly, a video for the ages.

Can us mouthbreathers expect The Mighteous One to deign provide us with more wisdom in the future?

#5 The Mighteous One

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:14 PM

View PostFeatherman, on 31 December 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

Amazing. Truly, a video for the ages.

Can us mouthbreathers expect The Mighteous One to deign provide us with more wisdom in the future?

If'n you're lucky, son. The Mighteous One has put this video up to show mouthbreathers that all things are possible with the Ranger. Little kids are going to rush out and study the traits so they can TRY to decipher which ones I used in this video. Then the next video, if there is one, I'll be using a whole NOTHER set of traits and flip the whole world upside down again.

All of these people with their World of Warcraft mindset, and their Occupy Movement style work ethic have got you all confused on what life is all about. These guys spend more time TALKING about Rangers than they do playing them. That's why their videos are pure garbage. That's why they can't ever kill anybody. That's why all videos on YouTube (but mine of course) show you nothing but so called rangers shooting people in the back as they run away from them.

Or so called rangers as part of a zerg shooting people in the back as they run away from them.

Or so called rangers who do nothing but watch their PET play the game. BAHAHAHA!!!

The world is in need of Mighteous, and Mighteous has answered the call.

You're welcome.

#6 Senatic

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:32 PM

Meh, as a troll I give it 3/10. I give your game play skill about a 1/10 cus damn you have no idea where the dodge button is do you.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:13 PM

I'm not sure what this video clip is about, tons of PvE!  Arrows pierce and you have Camo, no idea what you are thinking!

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 03:43 PM

This probably one of the worst videos i've seen and i honestly hope you dont think you are what you say you are. First part of the video, years of pve, which i skiped trying to find some pvp, first pvp i find is an underleveled ranger which gets you to 50% life. I stop watching there.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 04:29 PM

Whoooosh.......



edit: oh by the way, cool Blue Moa costume, OP.

Edited by Trei, 01 January 2013 - 04:31 PM.


#10 The Mighteous One

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:52 PM

Let's see you kids run up to a keep and kill 4 guards at the same time! Let's see you solo a supply camp! Let's see you kill guards and players at the same time! Let's see you pull a skull off the ground, fear your enemies, and make a great escape! Greatest Player In The Game style!

For those of you who take the time to watch the video and learn from the best, your lives will be enhanced. You will be just that much better at playing the game.

For those of you who work for the Occupy Movement, and haven't got the fortitude to watch 40 minutes of greatness. YOUR loss! This is undoubtedly the greatest video of a ranger on the internet!

For me personally, I don't know if my favorite part is when I go to defend the tower and end up shooting some mouthbreather with a ballista, or if it's where me fighting a guard turns into a 3vs1, where I kill one of them, escape, die, get up again, and then kill everything in sight.

They could make a movie about this video, man! "I Dreamed of Mighteous!" "Mighteous and the Mouthbreathers!" "The Greatest Player In The Game!"

No matter what they call it, one thing is for sure. It's oozing greatness.

#11 Lemuux

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:44 PM

i really like this guys, hes like athene (but better!) w/o the stupid face :D!!!

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 10:08 PM

I was about to talk smack but then I heard you call all the mouthbreathers Obama supporters, and now you're awesome. :D You need to come to Sorrow's Furnace and teach the mouthbreathers there how to play. I'll back you up with my thief. :D :D

And in this thread: a bunch of people who subconsciously know you're talking about them so they felt the need to find whatever they could to get on you about in order to save face.

News flash, guys: this video isn't about how to kill X number of human players solo. It's about how to properly play WvW and the proper mindset behind a good WvW player. PIck your targets wisely. Be aware of your surroundings. Don't run away just because there's more than one opposing player coming at you. Use the resources available to you, meaning the sentries. He made a great point about watching the sentry flag..if it moves or disappears he knows that someone's nearby that he might need to fight or run from.

Notice he had very little problems from his 1V1 encounters, and did quite well against multiple human assailants. And a medium armor class against a keep's guards solo...without pulling them individually...that's impressive no matter who you are.

Edited by AKGeo, 01 January 2013 - 11:09 PM.


#13 The Mighteous One

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:21 PM

You know, I almost forgot that I had posted a video to YouTube. I almost forgot about this forum post. What I haven't forgotten however, is that there are no good GW2 YouTube videos but mine. As of right now, I have generated 1,406 views, 10 thumbs up, and 36 thumbs down.

This forum post has been viewed 817 times, and accounting for AKGeo, my first official fanboy, who has probably clicked this thread 500 times by himself just to look for updates, that leaves approximately 900 views generated just by word of mouth & other means. That tells me that I'm probably the biggest thing on the internet right now. Little Pokemon lovers are calling their friends up on Facetime or whatever the Hell you kids use, and asking each other if they have seen the greatest GW2 video since launch! That's what it tells me. I guess I would do the same thing if I were an impressionable youth.

I don't know when I'll be putting up another tape of the proper way to play the game. Since this one, I've transferred to Tarnished Coast mainly to try out a little PvE. I hear this and that about how you can only PvE if you stand there laying traps all night. I've seen videos of that nonsense. More nonsensical than the videos is the Pokemon lovers in the comment section applauding that type of silliness!

It's evident to me that the Ranger is by and large being played the wrong way. Don't worry. Mighteous is on the case.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:47 PM

good video OP, made my morning

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:12 AM

this shit made me roflmfao dude i swear i almost rolled a joint and blazed back to see this again sad part is ur playing against a low skill server in a low tier most likely but hey i give u props for the kills u did get. me personally i did all u did but as a lvl 45 ranger with lvl 20 gear. now if someone can link me the place to learn to record i will probably start. also imo on the shit talking i give it a 7/10

#16 avoidconfusion

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 11:31 PM

This might have been funny if Athene hadn't done the same thing already god knows how many years ago in WoW.... *might* ...

#17 The Mighteous One

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:13 AM

View Postavoidconfusion, on 11 January 2013 - 11:31 PM, said:

This might have been funny if Athene hadn't done the same thing already god knows how many years ago in WoW.... *might* ...

To compare me, The Greatest Player In The Game-no! The Greatest Player In The HISTORY of the Game! To some crooked toothed European clown might be insulting. But I'm too good to be insulted, son. Neither am I the type to toot my own horn. When I say I'm The Greatest, it's not bragging! It'd be like you saying "I wish I was as good as Mighteous!" It's just the simple statement of a fact.

The idea that people have to walk on eggshells in order to avoid ruffling the feathers of their inferior "peers" is over! I walk, I talk, I speak, I act, I AM! GREATNESS! I can't help myself.

I'm working on my 2nd video as I write this message. When I post it, there'll be no doubting that I truly am the greatest.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:38 AM

Nothing more than a poor man's Athene

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 12:22 PM

Mind: Blown.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 01:29 PM

Wow youre a *ing terrible player. I give you a 0/10:

* You dont dodge
* You dont heal when you need to
* You have a terrible skillbar
* You use a boar(Really?)
* It seems you dont even remember you have piercing arrows.
* You dont move around to kite stuff(Like, ya know, NPCs which get owned by kiting)
* You dont interrupt heals with the stun.
* Youre soloing on a completely Green EB, and so youre useless

And so on. GG.

EDIT: Always IF youre serious or not, ofc. Either one, you suck at both playing and trolling.

Edited by Silent The Legend, 13 January 2013 - 12:21 PM.


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Posted 12 January 2013 - 01:45 PM

I guess this type of humor isn't every mouthbreather's cup of tea.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 02:21 PM

At first thought that people will flame you for beeing so *y, but i dont care what people have to say if i get to see good player owning bads... Then i realized its bad player just trying to be funny or something... :(

#23 The Mighteous One

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 05:47 PM

View PostSilent The Legend, on 12 January 2013 - 01:29 PM, said:

Wow youre a *ing terrible player. I give you a 0/10:

* You dont dodge
* You dont heal when you need to
* You have a terrible skillbar
* You use a boar(Really?)
* It seems you dont even remember you have piercing arrows.
* You dont move around to kite stuff(Like, ya know, NPCs which get owned by kiting)
* You dont interrupt heals with the stun.
* Youre soloing on a completely Green EB, and so youre useless

And so on. GG.

Learn to play the game, son.

As for you! Featherman! Tea? Humor? You can look all day to find humor in this video, but all you'll find is The GREATEST Player In The Game. There's no doubt about it. I count as 20 of you Mouthbreathers in WvW. Maybe even 50 of you. OK, that's a little excessive. 49.



Now be advised, kids. I know millions of you are going to watch this video and transfer immediately over to Anvil Rock. You shouldn't do that. If you want to join the winning team, Team [USA]! There's an intelligence test required.

In this video, I'm on Anvil Rock fighting against Kaineng and Northern Shiverpeaks. Those who watch and pay attention, will be able to glean scraps of greatness from observing me in action.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 06:15 PM

View PostFeatherman, on 12 January 2013 - 01:45 PM, said:

I guess this type of humor isn't every mouthbreather's cup of tea.

Funny how your attempt to suck up to this Athene rip-off backfired.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:08 PM

View Postavoidconfusion, on 12 January 2013 - 06:15 PM, said:

Funny how your attempt to suck up to this Athene rip-off backfired.
Suck up? I just happened to find this brand of humor funny and was wondering why certain people are being so uptight about it.

Edited by Featherman, 12 January 2013 - 09:08 PM.


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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:18 PM

Sure, that's why you started using the same insults as well (mouthbreathers etc.). ;)

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:37 PM

I kinda liked the video, and even if I'm familliar to this type of humor, it feels... wrong.

Edited by MrForz, 12 January 2013 - 09:37 PM.


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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:44 PM

I can't believe some mouthbreathers are taking this seriously. Calm down guys it's a joke.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:51 PM

View Postavoidconfusion, on 12 January 2013 - 09:18 PM, said:

Sure, that's why you started using the same insults as well (mouthbreathers etc.). ;)

Mouthbreather isn't exactly a new insult, son. And it's not a crime to play along. Get over yourself.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:55 PM

View Postavoidconfusion, on 12 January 2013 - 09:18 PM, said:

Sure, that's why you started using the same insults as well (mouthbreathers etc.). ;)
http://www.urbandict...m=Mouthbreather

The first definition has at least 1500 people acknowledging it, The Greatest Player In The World didn't come up with the insult so in that regard the guy isn't exactly sucking up to him.




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