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#1 The Mighteous One

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:03 AM

Hello, Mouthbreathers. You may not have heard of me, you may have. But I am The Greatest Player In The Game. There isn't a player in the game, on either US or EU servers that knows what they're doing better than I do. That's just how good I am.

Anyway, I'm a former Kaineng player who was driven off by evil hordes of transfers! Who took my server and turned it from the most tenacious group of killing machines! To the most mindless group of fools that I have ever seen. People are transferring to Kaineng to hop on the bandwagon, and I can smell the stink of them. More and more and more, I smell their stink, and I have finally decided to clean up the mess.

I had transferred off Kaineng with the intention of giving these mouthbreathers from a guild called "DE" a little bit of resistance so that they could actually learn how to play the game. See, the entire map was colored green, and these mouthbreathers would only ever zerg their way to victory against 2 or 3 defenders. They had come from Darkhaven where they got tired of being beat, so they figured they'd ruin Kaineng.

Prior to these mouthbreathers, there was guild "SoS." Called by some "The greatest force on Kaineng." LMAO! These guys would follow a "commander" who had no clue how to assault things, and throw bodies at things over and over until the thing finally died. I was tired of watching this happen to Kaineng! I knew that if I fought them, they'd learn to play.

Then came "WM." It was all downhill from there. With their inferior tactics but their "big name" they drew more and more and more and more transfers in. Until Kaineng deteriorated into the mindless, mouthbreathing zerg that it is now.

Well now it's time to kill the zerg. Stand by for a video, kids. I'm going to post it, and then I'm going to share my master plan.

I'll have my server back, or I'm not The Greatest Player In The Game!

#2 Cover Girl

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:56 AM

I support you.  For the People!

#3 J E R I C O

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:37 AM

Well this is certainly one of the greatest topics that i've read so far.

#4 lollasaurus

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:08 AM

Power to the people

#5 Azz

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 01:03 PM

You can do it, fight for what is right!

#6 Siva

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 02:05 PM

Anything that call themselves God I am willing to fight them as an Evil.

Good luck with your master plan or whatever.

#7 The Mighteous One

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 05:57 PM

View PostSiva, on 12 January 2013 - 02:05 PM, said:

Anything that call themselves God I am willing to fight them as an Evil.

Good luck with your master plan or whatever.

Then join my fight! Look at this video. This will show you that this War "Machine" is nothing! This will show you that they don't even defend. They're so used to farming Karma points that they haven't the slightest clue what a tactic is. What strategy is.

These INFERIOR techniques they employ may hold water in China or Korea. But against the might of the [USA]! They will be destroyed! I can read these Mouthbreathers like a book, son! A book. And it's a very bad, boring, book. It's time to eliminate the Kaineng Invaders.

Now like I said on the Ranger forum. You kids are gonna watch this, get excited about it, and want to transfer immediately to carry my supplies. I have to tell you, if you want to join team [USA] you HAVE TO pass the intelligence test.

This Ranger toon is called "Ajax Blue." I also play a toon named Mighteous, Mighteous Rex, and The Great Brain. This forum was down this morning, and so I was forced to grace the GW2 forums with my presence. In the thread entitled "11/13 Kaineng vs Shiverpeaks vs Anvil Rock," one grateful mouthbreather from Kaineng said "The indomitable Mighteous gave us the can-do attitude."

I'm gonna give this War "Machine" more than that. Or I ain't The Greatest Player In The Game! Hop on the only bandwagon that matters, kids.

Anvil Rock.



#8 Goojilla

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:57 PM

Servers take note! This is how you do a recruitment post!

#9 NuclearDonut

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 08:17 PM

View PostGoojilla, on 12 January 2013 - 07:57 PM, said:

Servers take note! This is how you do a recruitment post!
I appreciate your profile picture.

On topic:

This thread got me really excited because I thought there was gonna be a new TANK-Cat guy that takes on armies of people and wins in WvWvW, but then I saw the video and realized you weren't the greatest player in the game. Disappointed is an understatement, however I have to thank you for "mouthbreather". That's the best insult I've heard in a long time, gonna be stealing that for sure.

EDIT: However this does make me want to join you, I'll see you in Anvil Rock.
/salute

Edited by NuclearDonut, 12 January 2013 - 08:28 PM.


#10 Killminusnine

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 08:20 PM

Awesome thread.

#11 Mrs Moobs

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 08:38 PM

Mr left it up to me whether we transfer or not, so I've decided we will. After he watched the video, how could he not want to join the best player in the game? See you in AR sometime, Mouthbreather.

#12 lmaonade

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:39 PM

I breathe with my nose

#13 geist burdill

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:01 PM

I have never in my life seen such bad gameplaying associated with such high level bragging. You sir, is a master of the art. Best troll in ages. And as someone pointed, best recruitment ever. Mouthbreather is gonna stick. That is for sure. Im gonna use it tonight in www. Hundreds of times. The intire desolation is gonna breathe with me.

Edited by geist burdill, 12 January 2013 - 10:01 PM.


#14 Cover Girl

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:49 PM

All I can think of is Kenny Powers playing GW2 with this some playing on repeat as he breeds anger at Kaineng:

https://www.youtube....h?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

Edited by Cover Girl, 12 January 2013 - 10:49 PM.


#15 Arngrim Einheri

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:57 PM

I don't understand anything.

#16 J E R I C O

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

at least it was funny

#17 huaweiii

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 12:04 AM

wow jerico must be bored to be snooping around kaineng forums lawl

#18 The Mighteous One

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:02 AM

View PostCover Girl, on 12 January 2013 - 10:49 PM, said:

All I can think of is Kenny Powers playing GW2 with this some playing on repeat as he breeds anger at Kaineng:

https://www.youtube....h?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

I don't know who you, or this Kenny Powers guy is, but if you watch that video, you automatically pass the intelligence test.




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