This is my favorite EVE story of all time. (at least of the ones I was not involved in)
This was back in 2006.
Lan> ok, RN what did we just get. and don’t tell me practice.
RN> we ransomed that fine fellow for… get ready for it gentlemen… A PIZZA!
Sulu> uh? you’ve got to be ****ing kidding me, right? <laughter>
Lan> lol. that’s ****ing brilliant! <more laughter>
Sulu> and how the **** are we going to get this pizza exactly?
RN> well, I asked him and he lives in the uk, so I put him on the honor system. I eve mailed him with the phone number for my local dominos and an address to send me a pizza within the next hour. I told him if he didn’t do it, we’d spent the next two weeks running locator agents on him.
Lan> lol, you drunk ****head, we should have blown him up
Sulu> someone needs to revoke RN’s GL privileges tbh
Lan> /emote removes RN’s feathered FC cap
RN> come on guys, i was hungry <drunken giggles>
Sulu> you’re going to stay hungry too, and we’re going to have to grief this guy out of principle now, you *.
Lan> nice work, m8. lol.
Later on:
RN> guess what?
Sulu> no way in hell. don’t tell me the pizza came thru.
RN> the pizza came. but not to my apt.
Sulu> lol. what u mean? if it didn’t go to ur apt, then where’d it go?!
RN> the guy replied to my evemail telling me he sent it. As I was a pretty lit up last night, I guess I didn’t send him my address. I must have thought it would have been funny because I sent him my mum’s address. She called me in the middle of the night last nite when dominos delivered the damn pizza to her house, because she thought I was pulling a practical joke on her.
Sulu> Bwahahahahahahahahahahah. are you ****ing ****ting me? no way.
Sulu> Bwahhwahahwhawhahwhahwhahwhaaahahaha.
RN> here’s the best part… guess what he had written on the inside lid of the box.
Sulu> lol what?
RN> “**** YOU BASTARDS! ENJOY THE PIZZA!”
Sulu> hahaha. Bet ur mum’s ****ed.
RN> yeah, I’m going over there in a little bit… to have some cold pizza

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