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#31 Coooturtle

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:37 AM

So you try to beat Kaineng for 3 weeks, fail, and now are probably planning on joining them. Yes, you truly are the greatest player in the game...

#32 Vihar

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:32 AM

Mighteous One is Lex Luthor in RL.

#33 MrZero

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:59 AM

Some of you people have no sense of humor whatsoever.

#34 raskae

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:43 PM

Who would think that The Mighteous One were all the time talking nonsense and whatnot, directing the best propaganda that he could imagine to make Kaineng look as the greatest server in the game.

#35 Meldios

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:27 PM

The Mighteous One bit is awesome, but not half as awesome as the poor soul showing up that doesn't get it. That's priceless. Keep it coming!
If you can get just a few mouthbreathers to quit WvW you're doing it right.

#36 Hexin GW

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:59 PM

With the recent wvw update notes, I think anet supporting mighteous... will put alot of people out from WvW. No need for campaign anymore ~ watch numbers fade over time, all servers.

This matchup is not fun. Has had it's moments- but not enough, but overall is not as fun as I had anticipated. Sometimes Mighteous  'inform' folks in EB and challenge some folks, but not nearly as bad compared to Mag's troll on official forums.

#37 scaur

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:44 AM

View PostThe Mighteous One, on 04 February 2013 - 02:07 AM, said:

So it's looking like Maguuma & Dragonbrand were the ones to quit. After the first night when they were stomped into a pile of shame on the 3rd shift, they never recovered. Shameful, too. Maybe they're intentionally getting steamrolled so they can hold hands in tier 8? Who knows. All I know is that their poor showing has got me being wrong for the first time in my whole life.

It's looking like Kaineng is Tier 1 material after all, kids. Tarnished Coast roleplayers are definitely not going to resist. Fort Aspenwood isn't going to do anything! Blackgate doesn't have what it takes!

Who will be the one to stop Kaineng? Probably none of you.

So you are like 1 year old?

#38 lollasaurus

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:03 AM

View PostThe Mighteous One, on 05 February 2013 - 10:36 PM, said:

Very good Vihar, but your little poem is off. You see, preventing the ascent of Kaineng was never my goal. I simply want to eliminate all the transferees that came and are currently stinking up the place.

In the good old days, a fella could be out anywhere in the world of Tyria and teleport into the Kaineng map for trading post/bank access, crafting tables. With the click of a button you could do all these things and enjoy the sharing of INTELLIGENCE in the map/team chat. Nobody gave better intel than the Kaineng server.

Now, whatever you call the ramblings in the chat can barely even be deciphered! "They over here." "They coming" "They taking tower. Tower gone." It's like Buckwheat combined himself with an illiterate Pokemon lover and started typing in my chat channel, man! I had trained these mouthbreathers to give the who, what, when, where, why and how. I taught them brevity. I taught them EFFICIENCY!

And all my hard work was trampled on by these- these HERDS of mindless mouthbreathers! That said, I had written a little poem to submit to the contest that GW2guru is having. I figured I'd share it with you.

Ahem.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm better than you at Guild Wars 2.

The Greatest Player In The Game!
I say it loud!
I have no shame!

From Necro to Mesmer I've slain them all!
They're mounted as trophies upon my wall.
A KILLING MACHINE!

A Manic Lout!
I am THE GREATEST!
There is no doubt.

Now you see, Vihar. Based on that description of my glory, the only way I'm getting my ass handed to me is if somebody emails me a screenshot. And with all the sheeple cowering in fear behind me as I bust a hole in the enemy lines, I'm sure my ass gets around.

If you folks trained, took your vitamins, and said your prayers, you might be able to make similar claims.

P.S.-Check out the contest. Maybe you'll win one of the two Collector's Editions. The third one is undoubtedly mine after that glorious poem.


http://www.guildwars...-2-fan-contest/

Greatest poster of all time, you have my vote!

#39 Azure Skye

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:29 AM

im glad this match up is over.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:09 PM

@Mighteous one
Your vernacular and general attitude combine to make some of the funniest forum PvP i have seen to date.

Two thumbs way up!




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