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#1 The Mighteous One

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:16 AM

I feel like the only guy using this board, and I don't want to spam it full of messages. This thread will follow Kaineng Matchups. Current matchup today, 02/09, is vs The Roleplayers, and KnT- I mean Blackgate.

I had seen KnT when I was on Tarnished Coast for a week. This was several weeks ago and they bullied the roleplayers as if they weren't even there. Now that Kaineng is in the mix, it's a little bit of a different story. I never stopped to read what KnT stood for, but I'm going to guess that it means "Kids Needing Training." When you attack them aggressively, these guys are about as tough to fight as a baby with an ice cream, I tell you what now! Sure, you're tougher than Maguuma & Dragonbrand. But if you guys are 3rd place tier 1 material, Kaineng must be in store for nothing less than 1st place tier 1. The Jade Quarry EB crew is in for a nightmare when Kaineng comes to town.

So far I'm loving this matchup. I was there on reset between about 2230-0300hrs. I took part in CRUSHING Blackgate into oblivion, stealing the castle from them, SLAUGHTERING untold mouthbreathers at the Hylek, Mole, and Ogre camps. I haven't been in there when Kaineng wasn't just DOMINATING the competition. And I take every bit of credit for it. ME! The Greatest Player In The Game!

OK. So War Machine and the other guys in there helped a little bit, I admit. But now that Jang Gun has been banned for 3 days on account of mouthbreathers reporting him (overmoderation on the part of ANet again) they aren't hitting as hard as they were. Today I was in there from about 1400-2000hrs. I participated in RIPPING SM from Blackgate, slaughtering MORE mouthbreathers at the Hylek camp, escaping large zergs of roleplayers trying to kill me. It was a glorious day. A GLORIOUS day!

For the Blackgatians, it's very impressive how you can manage to combine your whole map into a giant zerg and move around devouring things. It's probably not a good idea, though. Last night when we stole SM from you, all you had to do was bring that giant zerg there. I said "Blackgate waits for upgrades to hit SM." Over and over I said it. I used your clobbering of War Machine in the open field to ridicule them and try to get them to attack you. They did, and you never came for SM. I was highly disappointed.

SURELY you folks are crippled by the Negative Nancies crying about how you want to die at SM.

"We can't hold it!"
"We don't have the manpower!"
"You need 40 Golems and 1000 men to take SM!"

I've heard it all. ALL of it, kids. Some idiot today tried to say that all SM was was +15 points and we don't need it to win! You need to ignore that nonsense! You need to ostracize those mouthbreathers and start fighting like you want to win! There is no greater objective in EB than to hold and control that castle.

Roleplayers. I don't even notice you guys are there half the time. Just like it was when I had the misfortune of playing on that server for a week. Read the following:

***In the depths of Eternal Battlegrounds there livedeth a fair princess! This princess dwelteth on the third floor of Stonemist Castle! Where she waitedeth for a prince or a gang thereof to rescueth her! Only a special, roleplaying prince or gang thereof was worthy to accomplisheth the task!***

That oughtta get you inspired! Bring the fight boys and girls. It ain't no fun when only two teams are playing.

If the scores are any indication, Kaineng should be bullying you in EB for at least a couple weeks. It would be in your best interests to contact each other and form alliances. I don't see you winning in EB any other way. This is almost as fun as tier 8 was before all the transfers came to stink up the place! We're here now. May as well enjoy our time together.

I look forward to killing more of you soon.

X's & O's,

The Greatest Player In The Game.

#2 Khrushchev


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:01 AM

I can't tell, is this supposed to be a funny satirical story of somebody, or are you just stroking your e-peen?

#3 Athena SoF

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:43 AM

You sold out and went back to Kaineng you mouthbreather... I guess if you can't beat em, join em, no?

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:51 AM

View PostThe Mighteous One, on 16 January 2013 - 06:03 PM, said:

he last thread I posted generated a more positive response than I expected. THREE players from different servers came over to Anvil Rock to join the Crusade on Kaineng. To bring DEATH to War Machine!
As a result, I founded a guild called "Undeniably Superior Army" AKA Team [USA]! On our first few runs as a group, we have pillaged and looted the lands of both Kaineng AND NSP. While the majority of Anvil Rockers cower in fear at the thought of this "War Machine!" We fight the good fight!
Unfortunately, however. The good fight requires more than 5 people. It requires more than one Catapult, one Arrow Cart, and one Ballista as you will be able to see by the following video.
**This thread will be used in the future to document all actions taken against the abominable War Machine. For the liberation of Kaineng!

Add/mail/whisper Mighteous in game to join the Crusade! War Machine asked to be joined on their trip to Hell. Well we'll bring Hell to them!

It seems a lot changed in the past 2 weeks. Went from a full blown crusade to fighting by their side.
Sure takes a lot of guts to change your mind so drastically and still call yourself the greatest; most great people I know stick with what they say.

#5 The Mighteous One

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:13 AM

You know, kids. I know it hurts when you put your hopes in a great hero like myself and then have them dashed upon the rocks like some cheap China plates! I know how it feels! I remember how much it hurt my very soul to see the Macho Man attack Hulk Hogan and break apart the Superpowers! I was devastated! I know you must feel the same way.

But let me explain briefly just for the sake of the kids who might jump in front of a bus to relieve themselves of the pain!

I AM KAINENG. There is a reason, folks. A reason. That Kaineng has the fighting spirit that it has. You hear mouthbreathers from Yak's Bend say "We never quit! We fight above our weight class! Nyahnyahnyah!" BULL. I was on Yak's Bend for a week and all I saw was quitters.

You see the Ferg's Crossing post here saying "Come to Fergs! We fight hard! We NEVER quit!" BULL! I was on Ferg's and all I saw was quitters.

The same went for Tarnished Coast, Anvil Rock, and Eredon Terrace. Heartless, uninspired, HERD ANIMALS. Every one of those servers. But Kaineng. You go to Kaineng and people with fight you until the cows come home. Old Kaineng players are some of the meanest, toughest, fightinest bunch of kiling machines that play the game!

And I'm not a person who believes in coincidence, kids. I'm not a person who puts any stock in anything but the idea that things happen for a reason. And that reason is somebody MAKES it happen. You see, my personal motto is "Real men shape the world. They don't just live in it." And with that motto I have shaped the people of Kaineng.

Why would I go anywhere BUT Kaineng when ArenaNet shut down the transfers? All the work, all the effort, all the running around with broken armor to kill people that outnumber me?

Old Kaineng is making a comeback. Twice tonight, we won 3 way fights in the SM castle. Blackgate had way more people than we did. The roleplayers added to the numbers. But we crushed them beneath our feet! We went in there OUTNUMBERED, and crushed them just like Old Kaineng would! Should I have spent my hard earned $$ to join those quitters from Blackgate instead?

Should I have gone to Tarnished Coast, or Jade Quarry? Or any of the NON first place servers in tier 1? Started from zero? You people are not WORTHY! Kaineng is my home. The undesirables will leave my home the more quality time I get to spend with them. Be it in the form of a transfer or by learning how to play the game!

Anyway, I went on to the Blackgate map to see why our point per tick total was so low. Now I have NEW project. For this week, I will be whacking your dolyaks, flipping your supply camps, and injecting knowledge and common sense into the mouthbreathers who have been nothing but dead weight up until this point.

WAR is coming to tier one. You people had better prepare yourselves.

P.S.- Transfers to Kaineng are currently closed. Try Blackgate or TC. They need all the help they can get.

#6 RivenVII


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:19 AM

These posts just keep making me smile

#7 Paramex


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:49 PM

But....but..... what happened to your crusade against the Big Bad Evil War Machine???  oh the Holy Mighteous Greatest Player in the World !

#8 Impmon


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:08 PM

Heres a video of him role playing the battle

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 03:32 PM

No longer on Anvil Rock, oh Mighteous One? Just had to switch to a better winning server to allow for your boisterous persona = lmao.

Man, I am so tempted to transfer back to Blackgate.

Edited by heatrr, 10 February 2013 - 03:36 PM.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 04:40 PM

Lol what i joke.. i don't know why he keeps making these... Part of the Bandwagon now i see.

#11 EvilSinzGW2


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:10 PM


"fightinest bunch of kiling machines that play the game!"


#12 RawNG


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 08:43 PM

View PostImpmon, on 10 February 2013 - 02:08 PM, said:

Heres a video of him role playing the battle


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:43 PM

This is perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever read.

You're a hair's breadth from a ban OP.

You are fooling yourself, user. Nothing here is what it seems. ANet is not the plucky hero, Guru is not an evil empire, and this is not the grand arena.

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