NuclearDonut, on 05 March 2013 - 08:55 PM, said:
Trahearne, Oh Trahearne,
It is you I spurn
And I hope you burn
Upon you I would not pee.
Hey this is fun
Look what I've done
Victory won
In my locality
Choices were made
Decisions grave
Did it my way
This story about me
Then look who's this
With spindly stick wrists
Who almosts lisps
Up alongside me?
First he follows
Through plains and hollows
Then a vision throws
Emphasis off me!
The weird plant chick
moves like a dick
and puts that prick
In charge for eternity.
The rest is a coda
I fetch him his soda
Fresca, not cola
And his bitch I must be.
The Pact sayeth
He can maketh
Me smuggle meth
This is his story.
The plot goes bare
I walk everywhere
He's not even there
For Zhaitan's expiry.
Arenanet, who
wrote a Mary Sue
does laugh at you
and counts money.
There is no arc
or any real spark
Creepy eyes so dark
No hero's journey
What I'm to do?
He can go to
Hell and screw you
That's enough for me.
But all the same
It's but a lame
Part of the game
There's more to see.
You say "Good Act!"
Like it's a fact
and I overreact
but I must be
Contrary and
take up the stand
your head's in sand
Wake up buddy
The little green twat
is a vile rat
Better than that
This stupid poem be!
Trahearne, Oh Trahearne,
It is you I spurn
And I hope you burn
Upon you I would not pee.
As for how to solve the "paradox", it's not hard at all. If the story is about Trahearne doing things to accomplish this end, then just tell that story.
1. Give Trahearne a character arc. They gave Tybalt a great character arc with far less resources invested.
2. Make Trahearne likeable or sympathetic and not a Mary Sue.
3. Make the plot in such a way that the biggest middle finger we can give the dragon is to ensure Trahearne wins.
Use the Hero's Journey where Trahearne is the hero, easiest story in the world, already written for you. Make the PC be the Hans Solo to Trahearne's Skywalker. It wouldn't solve all the problems but it'd be easily done and so much better.

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