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lalangamena

Member Since 17 Aug 2012
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#2263550 GW2 Meme Thread

Posted kalendraf on 24 November 2013 - 04:21 PM

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Our guild would like to have a way to placard that on each player's screen prior to everyone arriving for guild missions.  You would not believe how many times someone has started a bounty, guild rush, guild challenge or guild puzzle prematurely.

Here a couple others I've found.  I don't claim any credit for these - all credit goes to their original creators, whoever they are:
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#2262740 GW2 Meme Thread

Posted Sacred Gee on 22 November 2013 - 09:13 PM

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#2260637 GW2 Meme Thread

Posted Shadok on 19 November 2013 - 04:24 AM

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#2235787 Defeating the Holy Trinity - Success or Failure?

Posted Desild on 23 September 2013 - 08:34 PM

Guys, guys. You have this all wrong. There is no "Holy Trinity" going on in Guild Wars 2. You have been deceived! I think I have quote somewhere...

Kailden Jera said:

Unbeknown to us all is that there is in fact, not a Trinity, but a Holy Tetranity! Mind blowing, I know. It was my duty to find the proper nomenclature for this phenomenon, and present it to my piers. Which I have none. Allow me to explain:

The Guild Wars 2 Holy Tetranity is steeply based on the fact that no two players are equal. It is true, sadly, for our Lord, Isaiah Cartright, decreed as such in the dawn of the age of the dragon. As such, any pretense of "balance" is a fool's hope, a wastrel's dream, for there is only one balance, Isaiah's Balance.

The doctrine and dogma of the Isaiah's Balance has been passed down from developer to developer and stands on the principle that only the fittest should survive and find group. The tentacles of this scutlefish know as the Holy Tetranity are as follow:

The Warrior: Brute and quick, they are the mighty glaciers. The Juggernauts of Tyria. Their damage is unparalleled, and they have no weaknesses. Their armor is thick, the shields broad, and they fear no evil. They are Lord Isaiah's chosen people, and forever will the scale tip in their favor.

The Guardian: A tier bellow the mighty Warrior is the Guardian. These Champions of all this is Holy threw away the Warriors damage for its polar opposite. Inverse Damage. But they are treacherous creatures that deal this villainous Inverse Damage to their friends and kin! Watch in horror as the Guardian ups the red bars, cauterize the bones and flesh of his allies, and shield them from harm so he can take it all for him self. Selfish beings that want all the pain centered on themselves, like a twisted Goth Metal junkie. Gruesome!

The Mesmer: Munchkin incarnate, These tricksters sacrifice everything for the chance to break the natural order of things. They meddle with time, space, perception and the mind. They twist the rules with their mere presence, and there's nothing you can do about it! Attacking at a distance with a melee weapon? Check. Creating cheap meat shields faster and better than an expert Necromancer? Check. Controlling the chaotic elements better than an Elementalist? Check. They are better and superior in everything when compared to the inferior classes.

The Bananas: If you are not one of the above classes, you are a Banana, curse to never be in our Lord Isaiah's favor. May the Lord have mercy on your eternal Game Account. But there is hope! You can buy our Lord's favor by investing in the trade of precious Gemstones! Buy a few now and bask in the Lord's radiant goods now in stock, but only for a limited time!

Some guy posted this sometime ago in the official forums, only for the Moderators to smite him down. I even used his analogies to cook up a funny Youtube video. And I can't stop thinking that maybe the guy is right. What we have right now is a collective of classes the work flawlessly together, and the remaining struggle in vain to catch up.