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Some of the Just For Kicks chorus girls practice their routines after warming-up in a dungeon!!




More JFK women... putting their toy boys through their paces...


To be a part of our Dance Troupe only, you too must have talent, style, flexibilty, poise...  that special 'something'.
Applicants must submit a video audition in the form of 'your freestyle interpretation of The Kitty Cat song' (https://www.youtube....h?v=SaA_cs4WZHM).

To join the guild however, you just need a good sense of humour and the ability to mumble!!
Contact: Mumm.5274 or Ced.7039

Chapter #632, in which JFK begin running "The Levelling Gang".

"Well," said Mumm, "I promised you all a levelling gang, and I think now is the time to start thinking about planning to think about putting it together!"
"What the chit!?" said Abz. "Did that even make sense!?"
Ced looked lost. "Why the hell are you writing like that?" he asked.
"Listen, you two," growled Mumm, "you try coming up with entertaining and original posts every darn week! It's not easy you know!"
"Stop yer moaning, Ced!" Drew remarked.
Ced made a squeaky noise that sounded oddly like 'm-mi-mi-mi-mi'!
"Where the heck am I?" cried Immy.
Mumm facepalmed. "Oh my gaaaaawd, can we just get on with the post please!?"
Everyone was relieved. "We thought you'd never ask!"

So what's the actual story!?

Just For Kicks has always wanted to run a guild gang together all the way to level 80. The idea is to enjoy having a laugh in Mumble while opening the map together. It's not a race: if it takes all year, so be it! The point is to run them just for kicks!

It's not the easiest thing to manage, and there will be a lot of 'playing it by ear' and 'making it up as we go along' but we think we have the basic plans in place to make it work! Anybody wanting to join in is more than welcome! All you need is a JFK toon of any race/profession that is between level 5 and 15, and Mumble! We're currently in Queensdale (the human starter area). Mon/Wed/Sat evenings (starting sometime between 7-9pm) are going to be our 'gang evenings'!

And another thing...

We always welcome more Mumblers: levellers, farmers, victims for dungeons and cheerful and chilled peeps in general  =)

How do I sign up?

Applications are for jobs. This is a game!  If you think JFK sounds like a laugh, give me a prod in-game - Mumm.5274 - and I'll send you an invitation. It's as easy as that!! Get Mumble set up, and jump right in!

NB: While there's no JFK law that says you must have Mumble on, we do like you to have it set up in case you need it for dungeons etc. There are guildies on every day without fail (mostly in the pm's) and we do believe it's more fun with Mumble - you can chat without dying while you stop to type!!

Looking forward to speaking to you soon!!
   ~   Mumm.5274

(If I'm not around, have a look for Ced.7039, my co-conspirator!)

This week's lesson: The JFK.

Classification:
  Class: Mammalia
  Order: Gameria
  Genus: Guildae Memberia
  Species: JFK

The JFK is a little-studied mammal of the genus Guildae Memberia. There are several distinct sub-species, such as the 'JFK Charr' and the 'Asuran JFK', but these are believed to have only physical differences: early studies suggest that behavioural characteristics are the same throughout.

JFK range all over Tyria, sometimes travelling vast distances per day as they forage and gather. They collect not only food but other materials, although scientists are not entirely sure if these are used in nesting, mating rituals or for some other purpose at this stage.

They are most often found in groups of up to 5 individuals: these can include a variety of ages, which are known as 'levels' in the Gameria order.
Older, or 'higher level', JFK can be very aggressive in the presence of young, and indeed, on the whole they do not tolerate other species well and will usually attack on sight. In stark contrast to this, all JFK are noted to exhibit altruistic behaviour within their group and among others of their Genus, (ie: the 'Lesser Spotted TGG').

Higher level JFK are very often found among large herds of Guildae Memberia in places such as Orr. These gatherings are especially dangerous, with stampedes and casualties all-too-common. All other creatures encountered by these large, roving herds are slaughtered indiscriminately, and resources in the area are stripped bare! The purpose of such huge congregations is not yet known. It is extremely rare to find any much younger individuals among these gatherings, and indeed it would be extremely hazardous for them.

JFK are very social, and tend to seek out one anothers company, although they can also be seen foraging alone on occasion. They are believed to communicate using visual cues and some kind of mumbling.

Much more study is needed to understand these fascinating creatures, and keen researchers are always needed. If you are interested, please contact one of our Field Research Managers: Mumm.5274 or Ced.7039

Well, the Wintersday Festival is finally over and Tixx has packed up and left! I hope you got enough stuffing etc and a good selection of Special Toys to play with throughout the year!?   (I ended up 50 glue short of a full set of toys, but as I've been a sandwich short of a picnic for a long time, I can handle it!! )

Yes, we're still here!!

Feeling lonesome this Festive Season? Looking for some relaxed company, with no pressure to do anything you don't want to? Come and hang out with our little gang of miscreants lunatics friends. No references or interview required, just a healthy sense of humour and a 10g donation a cheery nature