I won't even get into the ranger running like he had a stick up his butt.
You do realize that everything you said has very little to do with what actually makes games objectively good. I mean, when did having a y-axis become the basis for whether a game is good or not. It would be better if you actually made an objectively valid statement in regards to game design if you want to compare which game is better and why. Otherwise, your post is basically akin to throwing a tantrum about things you didn't like.